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Happy #cincodemayo

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark 37 hours and 25 minutes

The @StoolAfterDark winner take all $30,000 Confinement Stream starts tomorrow immediately following The Yak Prediction Contest: How long will it last? Days / Hours / Minutes / Seconds Closest guess gets to antique Lucas next time they’re in Chicago (or can gift it to someone)

Why do i feel like nothings happened this season

@stoolpresidente @MikeGrinnell_ Same vibes

Ultimately it’s my fault (So we fired everybody but me. Make it make sense) #dirtywater

@JamesYoder @daily_msu Both should have to deactivate their accounts. Only way to make sure it’s not the same person.

What if I told you that Don Thomas was the person who runs @daily_msu account?

@barstoolsports @hqspider @Philly_Mays at the end 🤣

A $40,000 PUTT FROM MAX DOLENTE! TEAM YOUNG WINS THE BARSTOOL MINI GOLF OPEN!

@CountryMichSt @DarkoStateNews

Nobody cares about your 100% AI-made "message" Delete your account.

I was there in 1989 when Michigan won it. Here we are in Indy hoping to see it again 37 years later!

Natty for Michigan! 🙌 3-0 in Bracket pools the past two years.

UConn fans absolutely harassing departing Illinois fans in the concourse Disgusting fan base

@Daniel_Rapaport I wish @kirkmin was still doing his show because of tweets like this…

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

Michigan Arizona Duke Illinois #finalfour #goblue

@daily_msu He’s already the MVP. He has been dominant this game.

Kenneth Walker might be a TD away from winning Super Bowl MVP

@danorlovsky7 @BarstoolBigCat Correct take. 🤝

@BarstoolBigCat Top Left Top Right Bottom Right Bottom Left The other 2 stink

Not for me because I’m on a diet (maybe had a little)

The greatest college football programs and fans of All time... 1. Utah Utes 2. Michigan Wolverines . . . . 135. Ohio State 136. BYU

@Blutman27 Finebaum and @BFW are always wrong about Michigan. Not surprising.

Losers Today 1. People who love to be in your ear about how In-N-Out doesn’t hit 2. Paul Finebaum really just made stuff up about the Michigan job 3. New Mexico fake punt 4. Griffin Wilde haters and doubters 5. Stranger Things Christmas release did not hit

College football runs through the Big Ten. And with the last 5 Big Ten Champions being Indiana, Oregon, Michigan, Michigan & Michigan, Michigan needs to focus on closing the gap with the Ducks & Hoosiers to get back on top.

Statement from the Detroit Lions

@SteveUrkelDude 424.15

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@OldTakesExposed Buckeye Brandon strikes again