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jaypah.
@itsjaypah
hangovers and notebooks, notebooks and hangovers
New Orleans Katılım Ağustos 2009
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@JMeanypants Intimidation gone wrong 😭
1) Faces covered. You've already lost lol. The mark of a pussy.
2) They have the numbers advantage and can't manage to intimidate a solo dude 😂
3) All black clothing with masks in the dead of summer lmao
4) Umbrellas? On a sunny day? 😭
Wrap it up lol
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A fine example of humans that need to be in cages for us to gawk at. These are creatures. Not humans.
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@Beyconic98 @hollowdadon Doesn't sound like a script though. Sounds like improv, which tracks with the way that Nore and Cam said they came up with their own lines in Paid In Full.
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@hollowdadon I hope yall know this is a movie 😭😂
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I been knew Jay-Z n Dame weren't cool n it was a matter of time b4 they fell out. Most jokes are said in jest!
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Did y’all read the comic section of the paper when you were little? I tried to talk to someone about this popular comic and he was like “Who tf read the paper as a child???” I thought the comic section was for kids and all of us read it???
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@willgzy @zaynahbear Word. I'll be talking to my cousin about a ridiculous sandwich that I made and I say "I'm bout to go Dagwood on 'em" 😂
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@zaynahbear No one remembers Beetle Bailey or Dagwood and Blondie? I still call giant sandwiches a Dagwood till this day.
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@zaynahbear Yup, I used to go down the street and read them with my Granny. I would read every single one of them too. Except Prince Valiant. Fuck that dude and his long-ass boring continuity.
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@SilkyJrboi @eldridge_blake @gunnergrl2627cl @BiggestDeerFan @_notvance Are you doing it or not? Like, what are we doing here? I assumed you were going to do it but I'm looking around and it's still undone.
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@WallabeeWilly The character is still a child, right? His dialog is wild as fuck regardless of her actions.
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Show the whole context of the episode of how she was throwing herself at him and he had to tell her no. You're a scumbag! This is a false narrative. Goofball antics
BIG BAG JAZ 💰@JazTheRapper
Just saw this on New York undercover lmaoooo he was an undercover substitute teacher and said this to a STUDENT 😭😭
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@BattleRapBum @trademarktaz Just enjoy music stop this gatekeeping dumb shit
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If you’ve been interested in booking Jaz the Rapper for any of these..
please inquire via my email❗️ 💕
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A woman in New York realized she was being followed by a stranger but stayed aware of her surroundings and managed to lock her door just in time.
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Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are MARRIED! Madison Square Garden proclaimed the news with signage that read, “JUST&T MARRIED!" 💘
According to a press release, the bride and groom’s wedding ceremony looks were created by Christian Dior Haute Couture. They were designed by Jonathan Anderson in close collaboration with Taylor and Travis.
Taylor’s brother Austin Swift served as her Man of Honor and Jason Kelce was Travis’ Best Man. The ceremony was officiated by friend Adam Sandler.
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@RGJakey @memechaotic How long we gotta wait? Because I'm looking at two 2600s right now that ain't worth shit lol. Still cool to have though, I get it.
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@memechaotic Nah, Id be pissed. The last generation of yesteryear is always the retro grail eventually.
Big L
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@BattleRapBum Giga don’t have nothing to do with laughter🌚(yup I’m hating on that one comment) 🤣
GIF
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call that a terabyte
mommiana@mommiana5
My daughter legit got mad and bit into her ipad until it broke man wtf
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