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I’m a little upset no one has hit me with the May the 4th be with you today.

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

Who remembers Accelerated Reader?

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭😭

I don’t ask for much, I just want a $150k salaried job, with full benefits that’s 100% remote and great culture

@TheRealShamIAm Bet 🤝

@itsjoethesecond Yessir

Idc what anyone says, I’m allowed to be grateful to have a job while also hating the company that I work for

I hate work meetings because I literally don’t care. 😒

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

the most truest truth ever told 😅

God I want to so bad.

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

Absolutely not. This is a solo mission

@crisbehere my 🐻🐻

@itsjoethesecond What do you mean by bear?

weekend in the mountains with my bear can’t come soon enough.