JOY AF

@NightValeRadio Fake it until you become it. Go back to the soil.

Lost my keys this morning. They were in my hand in the living room, then gone by the time I got to the door. Found them inside the bag of dog food in the pantry... Because the dog food scoop was in my backpack.

"Marshall could set Toforest Johnson free today. He could have set him free years ago. But he won’t. Doing so might make Marshall look soft on crime, and he’d let an innocent man die before admitting we have a justice system that misfires." Steve Marshall is VILE.

@KRogersdotter Magnificent!

@danisudd MOON!

mOOn

@Mutilated_Ivy Enneagram is astrology for evangelicals.

@GinaGoesOutside I just want to know what the conversations were like when they named all these plants.

where does this fit into the best horticultural common names ranking

@franzanth I use too many different file types to save them directly to the desktop, so I have an entire folder called "Temporary Files" for this exact purpose.

@nywolforg Vera apparently didn't like it because she started yelling at me.

Find out how your dog responds by having them listen to this video. Oh, and let us know what happens! Have fun! youtu.be/cZ58KLloEjk

A new study investigated whether certain dog breeds are more likely to respond to recorded wolf howls + discovered that "ancient dog breeds" (more genetically similar to wolves) are most likely to howl back. What does your dog do? phys.org/news/2023-02-w…

@ITYSL This lovely lady goes on my front door.

"Why send just one email about this subject when I could send eight, in completely separate threads?" -my coworker, apparently

@Mutilated_Ivy I reply to bots all the time. Usually something snarky.🤷‍♀️

Well, that didn't last long. I'm already back up to 70.

Feeling accomplished! Got my browser tab count down to 56. 🥳

No accountability in a one-party state. Business as usual in Alabama while the failing department of corrections ups its obfuscation game by intentionally hiding death data from the public during record deaths and a federal lawsuit. Outrageous. alreporter.com/2023/01/04/ado…

@danisudd *back to 🫠

In 2023, we goin to therapy 💫🥳

@Mutilated_Ivy Tyler Thrasher makes some glow in the dark bouquets I think.

@bshelburne What's that saying about blind pigs and acorns...

Good decision, despite the gross political posturing in her statement, blaming botched execution attempts on the most powerless person, the one getting killed by the state.

@danisudd Yeah I'm def not paying without asking questions.

@itsjoyitsjoy I got one of these bills from around the same time. I think it’s pretending to be a Covid testing facility

TF is this shit?! Why did I get a bill today from MARCH OF TWENTY TWENTY-ONE with "Medical Services" as the description? How does this make any fucking sense? It isn't a past due bill or anything. The due date is the end of this month. Gonna call and ask if it's a joke.

@danisudd Be sure to wash all the barbecue sauce out of it from last time.

I’m bringing this to thanksgiving dinner on god