Kaleel

Basically the modern Paul Revere, but all about the economy. And platypuses. 🦆 newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/july4

Weekend reminder 📌 🟢 Master 1 setup: 1⃣ Strong first leg up — lots of wide-range bars with heavy volume = big players jumping in. 📈 2⃣ Sideways consolidation — price drifts into the 10- or 20-day MA while volume and volatility dry up. 3⃣ Breakout — price and

I never got it until I started investing. The real beauty of shareholder perks isn't saving money—it's getting a legit adult goodie bag in the mail every now and then. That rush when you spot a thick envelope in your mailbox? Pure Christmas morning, no matter your age. Tr

Well, it's a place where people are a bit aware of tech stuff, so having some stubble is still okay 😅

Doing my usual Saturday morning live stream at 9am ET. Gonna break down if the Fed can really cut its balance sheet. I'm super skeptical—selling off Treasuries and mortgage-backed securities just pushes rates up. Not gonna happen. open.substack.com/live-stream/26…

Huge goal just landed!! 🎯 Excited and ready for what's next 💪

Nike just dropped their Q4 FY26 numbers (year ending May 2026). Revenue dipped 1% to $11.0B, but still beat expectations by $150M. GAAP EPS came in at $0.72, crushing estimates by $0.59. Inventory stayed flat at $7.5B. Wholesale grew 4% to $6.6B, but direct sales fell 7% to $4.1

Drop a contract 👇 and I'll reply with what I spotted in the volume or open interest change.

ETHUSDT 90-day liquidity map shows a heavily skewed 85/15 split between sell and buy sides. Memory stocks dropped today — Nikkei fell, but value stocks rebounded, and both crypto and gold went up. Maybe some of that bubble money is starting to trickle back. Not gonna lie… I

July is gonna be the month your trades take a turn 💪 Notifications ON. Who’s riding with me ?

Real talk for serious investors and traders: Ever taken a 40-50% loss on a trade, then moved that money into your best ideas? If so, you get it—portfolio management isn't about being right all the time. It's about putting capital where it's most likely to win. That's w

The mouth intervention is getting stronger now. Satchan, I'm counting on you this time. Save the Japanese people from the weak yen!!!

Love how this platform has all the bots sorted out. 😂

Just spotted a volatility contraction pattern on #OMNI. Things might be about to move soon 👀

$ZNTL looks like it's breaking out nicely 🚀

Pulled a quick day trade on Kioxia first thing this morning. ¥110,000 profit ✨ Probably could’ve held longer, but the volatility was wild 👌 Alright, let’s crush it today too

Check out where P/E ratios were during past market lows 📉 Wild how history repeats itself.

They left the West seeking Russia’s traditional values… didn’t turn out how they thought 😬 bbc.com/news/articles/…

I cut onions yesterday and my hands still smell like them…

$UBER up another 5% today — big buyers grabbed 3000 June 2027 $80 calls at $12.09-$12.18. Maybe it's finally bottomed out.