Lisa Linke (she/her)

My mom is in LA visiting. To get her ready for @captainmarvel, I’m helping her learn the Marvel universe. Started watching Avengers- she sees Black Widow’s first scene and from the other room I hear her say “Wow- she is a Bad Ass!” 👏🏼🙏🏼😎 Can’t wait for her to see @brielarson.

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

@0liviajulianna 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

And Joey— you need to watch your hairline. Stressing about the decisions women make concerning their own bodies may quicken the recession.

@cmclymer AHHHHH CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sweetie, you seem defensive, which is ironic given that the Giants clearly didn’t feel that tonight.

@AmericanAir what do you suggest when the wait time is 90 minutes for help and the ticket agent completely changed our seat assignments? Asking for me and my 85 year-old mother and the two pets we are traveling with.

@jaketapper My mom and I were listening on Sirius and both laughed out loud. I told a friend, she said no way did he say that, so I came to twitter to find this clip and thank goodness you teed it right up. 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Former Trump attorney on Trump wanting to testify in his own defense cnn.com/videos/politic…

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Photographer entering room to take photo #TrumpMugShot #TrumpArrest #TrumpMugShotDay

You just *know* the editor wanted to cut back to TC but couldn’t because his face was in perpetual 😳😳😳

Thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I immediately came to twitter and got exactly what I wanted. Thank you @ashleyn1cole @akilahgreen

Hello to everyone except russia. #SupportOurTroops 🇺🇲🤍🇺🇦 #bentleh

@JohnLoosWins How am I just learning about this

My fraternity's advisor was named Dick Justice

@buitengebieden @JohnLoosWins ANOTHER GOLDEN MOMENT

Surprise! 😂

@JohnLoosWins @buitengebieden INCREDIBLE FANTASTIC NO NOTES

@buitengebieden @itslinke it says exactly what it is yet I was still not prepared!

Sliding in for a kiss.. 😅

We must protect LIZZO at all costs

@JiggyStardust42 @cmclymer @thymezone @amiethesquirrel @MuellerSheWrote Hmmm there was the HBO special that the series was based on… which was what we watched when we were home alone… as GenX did… which was adult themed and got Paul his break and they turned it into a kids show. So…

@cmclymer @thymezone @amiethesquirrel @MuellerSheWrote Gen X was a little old for pee wee. I was born in 83. That show was made for kids my age and a few years older which puts it in the early millennial era.

Hugs to all my Gen X friends. What a brutal week.

I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.

@JohnLoosWins I can’t stop thinking about it

Can't really comprehend how much I loved the Barbie movie

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