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Goodbye whores beebee is back

sex with a man who hates your boyfriend just as much as you do is always so good 😩😩

oh ok

nobody understand the inside joke

these short men be having too much ego, like calm down little labubu

Nate Jacobs

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY OR THE LOOP WILL REPEAT TOMORROW

worst part of being a man is repoking our peehole once a month

you just really never know what people real intentions are it’s so scary

i’m so full of love and anger like a lil lava lamp

oomf talking about "i want cock" in a fucking monday afternoon x.com/virtualbyun/st…

Cutting me off because my dick is too big (for you) is valid.