or just maddie

@jkgaspar4994 @mediaking James let’s refine our presentation. I’ll bring the strobe lights.

@mediaking @itsmaddiemack Maybe, I have many interested investors.

The best advice I can give to another wealthy person is to make yourself really hard for strangers contact. Lock down your social accounts. Keep the askholes at bay. People who really need to get in touch with you will find another way to get ahold of you.

@adhdjesse The best way to get me to do something is suggesting you will ask someone else.

I’m never less motivated to do something than when someone tries to guilt-trip me into it.

I brought my mechanical keyboard to the office a while back and have since had the following interaction with three separate male coworkers: Coworker: 🧍 Me: “…what’s up?” Coworker: “I touched your keyboard when you weren’t here.”

I love when people are talking about ChatGPT but fully say the wrong letters. ChatGDP. ChatBTB. ChatPGC. Tickles me every time.

SAME FOR MOVIE THEATERS. EW. JUST WEAR A SWEATSHIRT. GET YOUR BLANKET OUT OF HERE.

At a public pool for the first time in years and I’d forgotten how poorly I respond to being given orders by 16 year olds. I don’t care if you have a whistle. Doing a 360 gainer off the diving board is my right as a tax-paying American.

We change our trivia team name every week and it was my turn to pick and i’m mildly proud to announce Executive Producer Dick Wolf got third place.

A MAID of honor spills a vodka water on herself at the wedding reception. A MATRON of honor spills an espresso martini on herself before the reception even starts. Anyway — shoutout to soda water’s stain-fighting power.

Me identifying different embroidery stitch types during the new “House of the Dragon” opening credits #hotd

my little sister pulled me aside this weekend and said “I don’t listen to her music but I want you to know I know you were into Chappell Roan before anyone else.” And that’s the most meaningful thing she’s ever said to me.

Remember when you could set your Facebook language preference to “pirate”? What a time that was.

People around you are fighting battles you know nothing about. I have a very itchy mosquito bite on my foot.

me in 2011: “I hate every song in the top 40 and I only listen to indie stuff you’ve probably never heard of and my bangs are always covering one of my eyes” me in 2024: ✨💅🏻 THAT’S THAT ME ESPRESSO!!! 🎀 ☕️

might be part mosquito because I, too, am not a big fan of the smell of citronella candles. also I kinda suck

I hate it here now #MyXAnniversary is bs twitter erasure go away

it’s probably worth mentioning that harrison butker’s mom is an accomplished physicist and not a woman who just “stayed at home”

People keep asking if there’s anything I need help with for wedding week (which is so sweet) but my main to-do is to listen to “Canon in D” over and over and over again to desensitize myself to it so I don’t start sobbing before I even start down the aisle.

Has any fish tank in an action movie ever survived the film intact?

I’m most true to myself when dressed like a dictator from a YA dystopian universe a lá Hunger Games.