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Marcus Ryan

@itsmarcusryan

UNESCO Dual pilgrim. Comedian. Performed in 6 continents. 60+ countries. 'Eat, Pray, Walk' on tour 2026. Gold Coast Marathon July 5th. Website for details.

Melbourne Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Marcus Ryan
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
It is with heavy heart that today I'm announcing that I have replaced Michael Voss as the Carlton FC coach. Sorry for my losses. #AFL
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Tee Smooth@TJsoSolidd·
@BenBankas Why do sensitive people come to comedy shows ? I never understood it
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Ben Bankas@BenBankas·
Triggered girl at comedy show…
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Russell Brand@rustyrockets·
Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!! The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved. And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve. But because of who loves us.
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Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.
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Marcus Ryan
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
@vittorioangelon Joe Rogan is an open mic comic. I think he does a podcast. Tell him you love boxing. Should get you on.
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Vittorio@vittorioangelon·
Thanks
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Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
@BowTiedTrance I didn't even know he was sick. 😂 Norm was and is the greatest. ❤️
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"Doc" Hypnosis 🧠 | BowTied Brain-Hacking
In honor of 4/20, here's a clip from Norm Macdonald's show that should be far more widely viewed and appreciated. There's a reason I call 4/20 "Hold the Fort Day." 😂 (We need to bring back "hold the fort" as a saying, too.) Happy 420, ya old chunk of coal.
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Marcus Ryan
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
@daveleedwnundr as long as they still stock Mini-discs! I'm glad I got one when they were on sale for only $599 in that 3 month window of existing. 😅
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Dave Lee@daveleedwnundr·
JB Hi-Fi slowly continues to remove physical media from its stores. Things are looking grim for Blu-ray, DVD, CD, and Vinyl collectors in Australia!
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Marcus Ryan
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
Carlton are shit but they kicked more goals in the first quarter than Collingwood did all match tonight. In conclusion... Carn the Saints! #AFLPiesFreo
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Marcus Ryan
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
As a Victorian who grew up on VFL/AFL, I gotta say the best part of this Collingwood v Fremantle game has been switching over to watch the NRL instead! 😂 This Broncos v Cowboys match is far more enjoyable. #AFLPiesFreo #NRLBroncosCowboys #NRL #AFL
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Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
Last night Carlton kicked more goals in the first quarter than both Collingwood and Fremantle have kicked in the first half combined tonight! AND CARLTON ARE SHIT! This means @CarltonFC are 2 times better than @CollingwoodFC & @freodockers combined!🧐 #AFL
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Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryan·
@WhiteHouse Will just leave this here... Melania was born in 1970 in Yugoslavia.
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The White House@WhiteHouse·
"If you import the Third World, you become the Third World." - President Donald J. Trump
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