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mark Johns is a bitch

Last night Drake went to berghain with DJ carnage and that's a real sentence

Katy Perry kissed the ground after returning from her 11-minute flight to space

Who remembers the summer of harambe

Pretty fucked up that I'm not in Italy right now

@FawazMatt Nah I literally just cancelled my sub cause it was so shit, these responses were all on 4o

@itsmarkjohns It’s true on their flagship model as well but a lot of it does have to do with what Ure using which I think is mini.

Is it just me or ChatGPT has gotten progressively more stupid since last year Giving blatantly incorrect answers to what should be fairly simple math, I keep finding myself saying "wrong" only for it to apologize and say "you're right! Let me try again" Like wtf is this

How the fuck I managed to be 20lbs overweight with three (3) checked bags To whoever found the pair louboutins in the corner of departures at lax - merry christmas

The fact I have ig mutuals with the United healthcare assassin

Tommy Cash High Fashion ᴇᴘ Tracks 1 & 2 prod. me & @agcook404 Track 4 prod. me, written by @yungskrrt Track 2 add. vocals by @itsmarkjohns Mixed by @thecarysinger Mastered by @RyanSchwabe_ Out now 🇪🇪

If america is a bed Miami is the little ruffle thing that goes around the edge of it

If you have a booth at a conference, anchor 15 phone chargers to the wall and ~boom your thing is full all day with people who are held hostage there for at least 15 minutes during which you can peddle whatever bullshit you're peddling You're welcome

@raphaelBHarel I too would like to invest

Looking to invest in SaaS (shawarma as a service)

fun fact: @aobeats helped co-produce this w/bloodpop and omer fedi 🎹 and the queen @itsmarkjohns on the 🖊️

the cutiest of cutes ❤️ I love this song

Why the fuck I went to pompeii in flip flops

Yall remember the givenchy rottweiler motif That was a crazy time

‘chill like that’ on the @soundxyz_ charts!!! 🤝🏼 thanks so much to @cooprecordsxyz & @Cooopahtroopa for the support on this drop! stoked to share this new chapter w you all ❤️‍🩹 check out the track! 👇🏼 sound.xyz/valeinallcaps/…

i think the creative direction for demons/ tia tamera and the costume change after is my fave from a coachella set ever the hair is so GENIUS the texture the movement literally what the fuck also this setlist truly is for the real ones and i am just so happy that was perfect gn

chaewon: i like to kiss everybody me:

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