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Started another adventure today ✨ Morganslane.myshopify.com

fuck james marsden, im glad he didn’t get that success we all thought his face deserved

he eats me out and makes dinner plans without asking me…imma marry him

I'm not sure if Gen Z's have educated themselves about this but as an elder millenial it's my job to pass down wisdom: the craziest development in recent royal history is that Prince William used to be the hot one

Do they call it gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much you could’ve made before they took it all in taxes?

Tagged a guy on instagram and his profile has been viewed 18 times and it’s been sent to 8 people 🥲 like why

i hate when i check my transaction history and it all adds up, like damn nobody stole from me😭

Found a house in Dallas that was 2bed, 1bath, 1,300 square foot for 450,000 LMFAOOOOOO WTF

i swear i’m not naked

It’s the way I put the wrong name for the cap and can’t edit the tweet. I hate it here

read that again

The world isn’t fair. I wish everyone could experience this, just to have a different light on the entire situation. How you treat people really matters. be kind.

Living with my grandparents makes me realize how much of an eating disorder my nanny has. How sad it is that she projects it onto me so much I’m afraid to eat anything in front of her. I know it’s not her fault, but it’s really hard watching her struggle at 70. It’s so sad.

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

When it comes to my bank account…ignorance is bliss ✨

wish I was laying in a queen size bed with you

being a girl is all about spending a lot of money as a reward for not spending a lot of money lately

How do men grow up with single moms & don’t have respect for women

@zerochills We need more DoorDash delivery people/officers like this...

@zerochills Actually, He’s in the wrong. According to DoorDash policy, she could be held criminally liable for providing someone that was visibly intoxicated alcohol if something were to happen. It’s the same with bartenders and other places that deliver or serve alcohol.