Mr Chow

Tweet your life in a picture

This makes my tastebuds horny

The only "B" word you should ever call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

I'm single and it's serious

when your mom is vacuuming and she asks you to lift your feet

In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty stupid shit sober as well

Facebook Moments 101: So damn true

You might have watched the show, but you probably didn't know about these... bit.ly/290n7IW

We are the people our parents warned us about.

My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.

I don't understand how iPhones can be dead but have the power to show me this

Every guy wants a good girl who will be bad just for him

LMAOOO

How I read speed limit signs.

The worst consequences around the world bit.ly/28O8Z5n

Irritating as fuck

Because fuck you that's why

when your ex tweets about loyalty

If its stupid, but it works. Then its not stupid.

You may be dying and you didn't know it. bit.ly/25Iampd