Nirnay Patel

If you’re the smartest person in the room you’re in the wrong room

@jamie_d3412 and 1.5 million corps that are incorporated in DE

been living within 50 miles of delaware for almost a year and still have not met anyone from there. is it literally joe biden, the saville's and thats it??

@djschofield5 Dale’s not back on Twitter until he starts tweeting about Taco Bell

Markets are crazy right now 😅 so crazy that I’m coming back to Twitter.

@MsFloraa sometimes googling is better than tweeting 😜 #view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=gu&text=racist" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">translate.google.com/#view=home&op=…

**gets Prime delivery a day late**

@hnshah Or (sadly) reading tweets! Rather check my inbox for The Weekly Habit email

Reading about coronovirus does not equal relaxing

What would you do if you found a $100 bill on the street?

@kmx411 @ZainManji It’ll have submission ID for each submission but you can prob add one of their custom condition blocks to iterate an order number by one every time or something

@itsnirnay @ZainManji Does it generate a form ID or order number after?

My parents own a coffee shop in Vancouver General Hospital, they shut down because of the virus, but the hospital wants them to support workers, so they're going provide salads and coffees at cost We want little human contact, so ordering is online only, how do we accept orders?

@kmx411 @ZainManji bit.ly/ccr2020 Here’s where I used it last

@ZainManji @itsnirnay Yeah here’s a stripe example: jotform.com/stripe/ 🙏🙏

@kmx411 @ZainManji You can take that template and add the Stripe/PayPal widget

@itsnirnay @ZainManji Wait, why is there no cc number?

It’s 2020 and I still have to touch public bathroom taps, doors, elevator buttons to operate them... We need voice/motion activation in these areas more than speakers and thermostats!

@TheBadnamMunni Buy a bunker in Switzerland

@MsFloraa He seems like a great guy

“It’s a marathon not a sprint” Have you seen a marathon winner? They sprint the whole time! That’s what you’re competing against

@thebarkley 84k? And over here I thought I was a Spotify power user 🤦🏻‍♂️ @djschofield5’s usage is probably 3x our usage lol

@itsnirnay @Spotify I think I got my money’s worth this year

According to @Spotify I streamed close to 1,000 hours of music in 2019. That’s less than 13 cents per hour of music. Compare this to paying $1.29 a song on iTunes in 2010 😳

@TheBadnamMunni Drinks on Miral next time we all go out

@djschofield5 But we got noise canceling AirPods

It’s 2019... why don’t we have all in one washer/dryers? Switching loads is a very taxing chore.