darwin

@chorizoconwero 😂😂😂

bro where tf my vape at

@KatlynFlores y

my thanksgiving turkey sitting in the fridge waiting to be cooked

date someone u have fun grocery shopping with

@kayladruu no

@itsnotdarwin so u don’t like me:/

i like women who only get 1 like on their shit

@aaleksolak fax

@S_ammerz u got 3

Allow me to demonstrate

“my mom likes you” and “you smell good” are the most elite compliments

those “remember when” conversations with your best friends hit different

@toastedchickpea @cIutchs this is a new one

@itsnotdarwin @cIutchs "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"

girIs create situations in their heads & then text you like “i have a question"

@briannaacloudd @stfufeeIs LMAOOO

girls never admit to liking you, they just start talking to you everyday

sorry I ghosted you for two months lol my phone died. wanna be my NY kiss?

plz don't think because we went to HIGHSCHOOL u know me😂😂😂

@eliguardiola8 maybe it was her personality😌

i know i called u bro but i was trynna flirt