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@highkeychiller ya but shampoo is that 40 y/o dude w an unhappy marriage and a daughter, sends conditioner drunk texts on weekends like “u up?” and conditioner is a fresh grad new hire showing up to work like it’s a pinterest board. thora off dynamic hai
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@itsokayeish It’s so funny because your entire life they’re like we’ll find you someone. And the moment it’s time for them to do their job, they can’t do it.
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@nazriya_e_Faraz no i think conditioner is into serum or mask and is embarrassed of having shampoo as it’s colleague
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@crispycokeeee my mom probably thinks it’s an app version of a rishta group😭😭🤲🏼
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