parker cash

@KarrunV These are green goblins 💴

A tuxedo and an orange tuxedo is a crazy combo

You walking in and seeing this

All-timer snapchat post man

“Choppelganger”

me taking one last look at my parlay before i press submit

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

@ManOfTheLibrary @spurs @michaelrubin @Fanatics 👀

Blez selling Wemby before the playoffs confirms that the @spurs will not win the Championship He is connected to @michaelrubin and @Fanatics. Even worse, maybe Wemby gets injured?

When your girl get a lil drunk and starts telling everyone about you eating her ass with ranch

Me taking 1 last look at all my parlays before I hit submit

The 11 disappearing scientists and their field of research: 1. Amy Eskridge - anti gravity propulsion and electrostatic propulsion systems 2. Michael Hicks - Earth space observation systems 3. Frank Maywald - planetary robotic systems 4. Anthony Chavez - research classified, clearance at Los Alamos National Lab 5. Monica Reza - orbital communication systems 6. Melissa Casias - research classified, high security clearance at Los Alamos National Lab 7. Steven Garcia - nuclear weapons engineer 8. Jason Thomas - chemical biology and experimental drug development 9. Nuno Loureiro - plasma physics and fusion science 10. Carl Grillmair - exoplanets, stellar streams and near earth objects 11. William McCasland - Director of Air Force Research Lab, hypersonics, directive energy systems, and advanced propulsion tech

this is still the most insane money spread i’ve ever seen

mf write like the damn Chick-Fil-A cow

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Telling my girl it’s time to go cause the game about to come on

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

Man won the Delaware marathon after sprinting to the finish as his opponent was celebrating, thinking he won

niggas will crash the whole ship cause they wanna be captain

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

Once you start making money more than you used to make, you’ll find out that no amount of money is actually enough

stay delusional, your win is coming