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Why Tony's phone a suoer high tech magic piece of a glass, but his blood toxicity whatever is a fuckass metal brick?

Jeeesus fucking christ 😲

@fwmarqix Just so I know where to *not* stay next time.. What area? 😅

Me: accidentally missed last train in Kyoto. Phone battery: 1%. hotel: on the opposite side of civilization. old taxi driver pulls over, I get in. Driver: Where to? I show address, his smile disappears immediately. Driver: ...ah. never good when elderly Japanese man says “ah” like he just saw prophecy. we drive in silence for ten minutes. then he asks: You know story of this area? Me: No. Driver: Good. refuses to elaborate, rain getting heavier, GPS suddenly loses signal. Driver taps screen aggressively. Driver: Hm. Me: What. Driver: This road appears sometimes. Me: ...sometimes? Driver: Japan has many mysteries. I start calculating if walking in thunderstorm is safer. finally we reach tiny apartment building in middle of nowhere, i pay him. before leaving he leans closer and says: If woman in white asks for directions tonight. Me: ...yes? Driver: Give wrong directions. then drives away into rain like retired anime character.

Not wearing my glasses to see The Mandalorian Vs Groglet so I won't notice when the vfx look like dog's balls.

@heavyspoilers @TheWeeklyPlanet finally recognised official star wars canon

My full Star Wars ranking after seeing it. 1. Mandalorian and Grogu 2. Last Jedi 3. Force Awakens 4. Rise Of Skywalker 5. Attack Of The Clones 6. A New Hope 7. Return Of The Jedi 8. The Phantom Menace 9. Empire Strikes Back 10. Solo 11. Rogue One 12. Caravan Of Garbage

Saw Mandalorian and Grogu and it was better than my favourite Star Wars movie The Last Jedi

Ms. Williams. Please. A crumb? A hint? Anything about an Australian tour? 👉👈

Sair do cinema de noite, depois de um filme que você gostou muito é uma sensação do krlh mesmo

This is Miyamoto. I would like to let you know that the worldwide theatrical release date for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda has been moved up to April 30, 2027, from May 7. The team is working hard to deliver the film to everyone as soon as possible. There’s less than a year to go until release, so thank you for waiting.

Jack Quad has reportedly grown to 164ft and is attacking a small fishing village in Japan. (via: TMZ)

@lanabeesfw A Slow Loris

I wanna draw an animal what do i draw

@DANIELPEMBERTON Please, my hopes for the home video release extras is already through the roof 😅

So many different textures on the score for PROJECT HAIL MARY - one of them is a variety of bowls of water that are subtly used to double percussion in a number of moments..

Can't wait to find out how this is @DanielAndrewsMP fault!

Yeesss

Hayley Williams you want to do an au/nz tour sooooooooo bad

This is the kind of legacy I want to leave behind

@JustinBanh Ooh, that is *very nice* Excellent work, m8!

I made a titantron for Stone Cold Steve Austin out of paper

#FCBD at @ascmelbourne was great, but I forgot to get Hot Star before going home, so.. Day wasted tbh..

@tropicaIghost Must be nice

ok i’m ready to feel something

@ruicharadrius I always enjoy how much money Clive Palmer puts into these campaigns only to win 0 seats and have the whole country laughing at him

do yall the remember the pro trump political party with their shitty ai generated logo? i do and im in awe at how dumb they are. why are they introducing american politics into australia? read their policies. they wanna be america soooo bad

looks like i need to wheel out the chart again for the non-believers