Holl

I literally lost 8 hilarious years of twitter content because I was being dramatic.

@chase_ferre @focusedsnipe Speaking of wings, Chase you still owe us

@focusedsnipe Can’t read srry

@focusedsnipe Can tell you’re NOT

@EricKeller13 the water cooler at work is empty — please fill, thanks

@focusedsnipe Slay

Sour puss is adult TANG

@focusedsnipe Dude learn your audience

@FINALLEVEL @focusedsnipe

The BEST thing about TWITTER to me, is you get to talk to people all over the World with every IQ... And you QUICKLY realize that there are some serious Dumbfucks out there....

@focusedsnipe Ya

@bunnygirl55555 I’ll always support you

shoutout to holly for being my only follower. i do this for her

@EricKeller13 @aachizawsky_03 POV you aren’t in the picture

oh my friends hung out without me 5 years ago? no they didn’t

@aachizawsky_03 POV: I didn’t even know half of them yet

@itsshollyanne HAHAHAH you fricken kill me

most annoying roommate goes to me

@chase_ferre A big lump of knobs!!!!

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

“he’s a 10 but he has an iPhone 8 with no SIM card”

I’m speechless

He's a 7, but he ate 9