Xander Sanders

@Kingofdye Dude you were off the rails with the foggage

Might’ve fogged it up a little too hard this past weekend. Chest is on fire!

@kencarsonfan34 @LegionHoops Shut the fuck up I’m talking

STEPH CURRY OUT OF THIS WORLD

@kencarsonfan34 This sent chills down my spine

Tried a new course today and the cart attendant kid was wearing fucking hey dudes… Xander will not be returning

Oakmont Country Club, I am inside of you

@Kingofdye Let em know Unc

Don’t think so #grad

“Bro I don’t know why but we had so many mice in our apartment this year, I can’t wait to finally move out”

@dustyhomefries Back is an understatement.

The cats are back! #vsup

@Kingofdye Hang em up unc. It’s over for you

FINISH A FUKING GAME

Couldn’t tell me shit once I put the lizard skin on to match. +100 everything, Kurt used to rake back in the day

Why not me? #catchingavibe

Wore the hospital band to Chipotle and got one of the best bowls I’ve ever had. Didn’t even charge for guac either. Will keep this in mind going forward. PS yes I’m home for Easter so no I did not pay for this myself #thanksmom

My 9/11 #bolbol #bong

@kencarsonfan34 @stone_jami21945

Has to take the cake for gayest caption of all time right?

@TOPDuece Round on me sometime

@backdoorbeer Congrats Ron! Happy for ya!

Take out the second mortgage. Blow your kids college fund. But don’t you ever fucking quit. Beers on ron tonight.

@boogyboogerson Just know as soon as I get pocket rockets I’m going all zyn

Walked in on the homies playing poker with these as chips. I’m loving it 😂😂

Stepped up to play and look who’s at the line. Cant make it up