goblin wife

im the drunkest bitch at continental breakfast

@ThisIsKyleR I guarantee we won’t get a picture of Luigi looking like this living on the internet forever

I just find it fascinating that storming the capitol lands you disorderly conduct and unlawful entry charges whereas the murder of a civilian is terrorism but idk im not a lawyer ig

bursting into tears because one (1) person expressed gratitude for my work

the kombucha in my tummy curing all my ailments

so much of my job is just telling people that their dog ate their weed

no you don't understand i NEED another bo burnham special

this red bull is gonna fix me

@pinkmxtcha gay

these fucking lovers bro

time to hibernate ✌️

if you need me ill be in these titties

CENTRAL FLORIDIANS! I will fight your transphobic dad. I will get in a fistfight with your father on your behalf and win.

Difference between ‘98 and ‘23 Vash is so funny to me #trigunfanart

Smells Like Seasonal Depression

its kind of cold outside and i think that probably everything is bad

Horror Comic 1/4

bumper sticker that says 'my therapist thinks im funny'

one thing about me is my underwear is inside out