David Morton

@shutupgalen I accidentally threw a lost korok off a floating island 😬

Really bad time to learn my Nintendo Switch doesn’t have an SD card and there’s very little free memory.

I can't stop staring at this map. There's a 20 year gap in life expectancy between deep red areas of the US, like the southeast, and blue areas like New England. Your lifespan in the US relates directly to where you live and how it's governed. latimes.com/business/story…

US Death count in War Vietnam War 1955-75 58,281 Korean War 1950-53 36,516 Iraq War 2003-11 4,614 Afghanistan War 2001-21 2,402 US gun deaths 2019-21 133,759 51 years of war 101,813 deaths 3 years of US gun deaths 133,759

@jamesmh_dev I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables. I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.

2018: "How to split your monolith into microservices" 2023: "How to consolidate your microservices back into a monolith"

@alliemackie I keep trying to like this, but the app isn't cooperating. Anyway I like this.

Finally painted up my oversized mini of Riffin the Ash-Knight! This lad is one of our unofficial company mascots. Really pleased with the outcome of this one. 🦉❤️

@broderick This website is free (for most of us)

The Twitter Blue subscriber in a nut shell

@Polygon What the hell is wrong with WotC?

Yes, Wizards of the Coast did send Pinkerton agents to a YouTuber’s house to retrieve leaked Magic cards polygon.com/23695923/mtg-a…

@JodaThongnopnua I was a 2 in my youth and 1-curious in college. Then I grew up and accepted 5 into my heart

@Charlie_L_Hall Same could be said for most YouTube channels

@LaurenWalshArt The Wednesday Addams effect

No. I hate this. Stop looking directly at me. Look anywhere else.

@yewknee And @johnbaldwinjr too!

@yewknee Really glad this demo/record is finally released. Thanks for your work on a long overdue project

@AaronGustafson “Autobiographical” youtu.be/AQvOnDlql5g

I’m moving my record collection into a new cabinet and contemplating reorganizing it. Right now it’s largely genre-based and somewhat haphazard from there. Considering moving to alphabetical, either by genre or not. Would love thoughts from folks with large (500+) collections.

After posting surveillance footage of a self-driving Tesla causing a major pileup, it appears that Ken Klippenstein's account is being restricted from search results—except if you already follow him. On the left is a photo from my account. On the right is a burner account.

@WorldsBeyondPod This artwork is beautiful. Looking forward to the podcast

@DnDBeyond 🕵️‍♂️👨‍🎤🤖🛠🆚🧛‍♂️

Using only emojis describe your D&D campaign!

@bea_dnd sneak up on the right side and tap them on the left shoulder

You feel your heartbeat quicken and your mouth go dry... #DnD #TTRPG #Inspiratrion #Plothook #Writing