me: *gives attitude to my mom*
mom: *threatens me for giving her attitude*
me: mom it was literally just a joke, chill out. why are you freaking out at me? i was just kidding
let’s start a thread with your favorite piece of art you’ve created this year.
i’ll start. this is my favorite photo that i’ve taken in 2018.
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Mom: “Don’t wind up the dog”
My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me: