Sing'anga dF

Only posting this here on twitter😂

@prettyb3xst @UVM_Tweets 😂😂😂😂

Kuthesa chibwenzi nditapangitsa mikanda yolemba dzina lako,ndikavalila kuti ine izi tchalosi?

@AlycMadonaa @callunaenthusia Went in with a bang

Hold my cup😭😭 accidentally farted during an interview and it was loud😭😭

Finally said NO to my boss.

@YewoGondwe Amakufunsira?

@EscobarChim He figured he'd rather die than watch them win the league

Even chuck Norris couldn’t fathom the idea of Arsenal winning the league.

@AlefandiOmega I'd love it too Shows they care😌

@itz_df It was a kind gesture that I didnt expect. Definitely made my day

Went to visit a friend, time for lunch nsima imaotcha nde ndinatema mbauma imodzi kudikila izizile (as i usually do at home ndekha) and why did this person help me kutema mbamu zingapo akuti ndisamavutike kudya

@Vanessamacheso Asokoneza asilamuwa😂😂😂 Lero linali la holiday

@itz_df Week yathamanga iyi nothing was funny 🤣

...so what made you smile this week?

@Kamoza0104 @g9t2i Izi ndi zomwe anduna analesa zija Aliyese azigwira ntchito ku boma lomwe amakhala

Staying in Lunzu Working in Limbe

@Keystanoel @Turnt_Lotus Well...not every doctor

@Turnt_Lotus @itz_df ?

Is it true that medical professionals like doctors and nurses know specific methods or “formulas” to influence whether a baby will be a boy, a girl, or even twins? Like you got to have sex like this or at this time and the baby will be a boy/girl/twins?

😂😂😂

@Scott_two_nine Ah ah🤣🤣

I'd rather put my clothes in a plastic bag and walk naked, than using an umbrella.

@achemicals9 @AstroShumba Mbola man joy

@itz_df @AstroShumba Yadura kumaoda

Mawa kuntchito basi

@KlasIsInSession Zovuta nchimwene

Tikatipule basi

@otembweeeh Pitani muzikamenya ma high swab weekend

@itz_df Chabwino pepani

Anthu mukugwira ntchito?