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Congratulations to me...🖤🩶🛞

@EricaNlewedim Even if he Votes no difference, egg pepper soup is a guarantee

If u don’t vote it’ll be egg pepper soup!

@OlorunsogoOlug @realSamOlu Delivered 👍🏾

Logo design for Suya Spot Express.

@Shehu478392 So where would you get this result? INEC? Lol

If APC wins presidential election in Plateau sate and Benue state in 2027, I will conclude that they deserve the insecurity plaguing the states.

@tessysmitha Lol SMH

My colleague doesn’t touch her salary because her man covers all her bills and gives her a monthly allowance. She just bought a land secretly and is about to start building with her money + his allowance. Not touching her salary, living on allowance, and now building with both streams of money? Love that for her.

@firstladyship @kingsly_kenn Lol so a lot of you don't understand anything about this world ? Lol funny people, especially your own world Africa? Hopefully one day, you understand

This is FDI. This is Passport Ranking. I see Foreign Policy & soft power. Your long-lost Glory & Pride will return. I see the president of the United States visiting Nigeria once more. This is how you market “Brand Nigeria.” I see Nigeria invited to G7 Summit once more. ✨

@Willy_kanga_ Sounds like it will take 30 of you 1-5 days.. understand now?

I just dey see the avatar leak, full 2hours movie o!!! bro this 10mins cartoon took me 1 month to make, i feel so sad for the artists 💔😪

@pallnandi @tboyeassy Who told you that it cost nothing? Lol You are just seeking engagement, whether monitory or an act of service they all cost something.

Everything women demand from a man costs money. Everything men want from a woman costs nothing. And even that is treated as too much to ask.

@EstherUmoh10 @kingsly_kenn Lol okay

Earlier today, Peter Obi met with representatives from several diplomatic missions, including the British High Commissioner, and the embassies of Germany, Canada, and France.

@TheSerahIbrahim @okoyemekun @KKenttimo You came online first before your lawyer?

@okoyemekun @KKenttimo Resold it how? I will ask lawyers to look into it

Lol Someone has fenced my 600 sq mts land near Amen Estate, few distance away from the refinery.

@ViruXchange Happy birthday bro 🎁

If you’re not busy, say a prayer for me 🙏 It’s my birthday 🎉

@AsakyGRN 😂 very funny guy

“Show me one graphic designer in Nigeria that has a car and got the car from graphic designing and not teaching. I dealt with UK, Haiti, Dominican Republic, US clients and none paid me ₦1 million for a logo.” — Man says.

@Wizarab10 Seriously

When you have no car, you understand why people get one. When you have one, you understand why people get two.

@heydika5 @nolimitmiracle "we" like oui?

@nolimitmiracle if china likes, they should manufacture aeroplane, we won’t get any cars from them! Germany can or nothing. carry your fooling away from here.

Howo truck is from China Keke is from China Most of okada bikes are from China Some of the heavy machinery are built by Chinese. Na when it comes to car na their they offend some Nigerians car knowers 😂😂 One day some of una go still market Chinese car. Just small time.

@Wizarab10 In both cases, you are not a Doctor. You can neither attend to your wife nor your friend, only thing you can do is to provide means to take them to the hospital in which you can call your friend's family in your wife's case you are her family! She no just wan over stay her wlcm

Hosted friends and friends of friends today. One lady asked if I'm intentionally controversial or those are my views. She is not active here but she has heard of me. I said my views are mine. I decided to bring out the acclaimed controversial opinions. I started with "wife in labour and friend that was shot" argument. She said my opinion is not controversial, it is common sense. She further went ahead to say that even if both were on the road, it is the person that was shot you should attend to first. Good thing is, she is a mother of two so one won't say she doesn't have labour experience. Again,some conversations are better had off X where people are free to use their brain and are not hamstrung by a need to perform to the gallery.

@Emmyglobal1994 @Morris_Monye 4M bro

@Morris_Monye Sir morris keke is 3.7 million naira now

Keke Napep. It has a steering 🤷

@MsDamlak @Grachidex It's not in the 80s, 2005-2009

@Grachidex Spaghetti 40 naira, egg 6 naira, sardine 30 naira, indomie 10 naira, sachet milk 6 naira, the list goes on..

I can’t believe this used to be 500

@kingsly_kenn 💯

@itzfortune_M I agree

I think it's time for mouse devices to start having an SDcard insertable.

@john322226 @UdeozoChristian To become rich or have a life changing event usually happens in a very short time frame, whether you are 25 or 30, for your life to change takes a very short time and can even be a day. Worry less about your overall age. WHAT NEW THING DO YOU KNOW?

Being broke after 25 years is instant depression. There’s always that fear of how your future will look like.

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