daysッ

*at a strip club* so when do they start coming up to u and stuff ?

i think i’ve seen this film before…….

I’m in a constant state of #Watdatmean

@neuroaltvergent why the hell u watching on fox sports and not telemundo

wanna read a stephen king book but also don’t wanna walk around w a brick in my bag

Real Mexicans will be watching from work not calling out

just filed for bluecollar bankruptcy (sold my expensive hard hat i got as a bday gift that i haven’t used in nearly a yr)

happy pride to the bi girls that take their bfs to the lesbian bar

happy pride monf to me :}

mine and my gf’s current vocal stim: meow fuck out the way

@Maurizio098 pics or it didn’t happen

made a mistake at work so now i have to go fucking kill myself about it

carin leon was in my nightmare last night

putting words instead of toes in my mouth is crazy

eu lendo a lauren chamando a camila de camz pela primeira vez pela quinquagésima vez

how do i tell my gf that i would totally post her but i dont want mfs to fall in luv 😔

my gf and i cutting our call short so we can doomscroll>>>>

@Maurizio098 gonna need u to call me at noon abt this

@RickyGallegos20 where’s ur gf at? o yea…..

went home to my gf after a night out w my bros and then i woke up next to my gf and then she went to work and then i made her cheese stuffed chilaquiles and then i came to drop them off at work and then im gonna go home and clean up the apt and then im gonna go to heb and buy

stuff to make creamy chipotle pasta w shrimp for when my gf gets home from work and then her friend is gonna come over and we’re gonna eat tg and then we’re gonna go play basketball me my gf and our friend and then im gonna go to sleep in my gfs armsッ