Roachella

Just ordered a torta and chori-queso

Showed my mom a picture of this bird laying eggs behind my job and she said “that bird is eating better than your brother is” after sending me pictures of his empty ass fridge 😭😭

Not me posting a silly dbd tiktok and I wake up to people beefing in the comments about whether 2v8 is fun or not 😭 surely we can have better arguments

Every time I see a speed check I always think of when I was little and how I would be so happy when my parents got pulled over because it meant the cop was going to give me a free Mcdonald’s ice cream cone coupon for wearing my seatbelt

Sometimes healing and trying to better yourself means making the toughest and most heartbreaking decisions

Friendly reminder to check on your homies, life is too short and too scary for “the phone works both ways” type shit.

My parents: we are worried about you Me stressing them out more:

Everyone be like “sue the doctor because they didn’t treat your ankle” Y’all realize suing costs money right? You got lawyer money for me? 😂

I was notified that I had a message in my inbox from when I went to the doctor last month for my ankle. HEALED?? THIS SHIT STILL HURTS LIKE HELL

“we got a lot of people at home watching” 😭 #bieberchella

Justin Bieber harmonizing with his younger self at Bieberchella was not on my 2026 bingo card. My inner child is screaming

Who is playing Hannah Montana in this Applebee’s?

the sluttiest thing a man can do

“Why I have to walk the edge to know that i’m really there” Tape 5 destroyed me

I am jealous of everyone who has gotten to see Impose performed live. This song means so much to me

I’m having a bad year so I will be listening to Damocles by Sleep Token 20 times in a row today

It took me 3 different POV’s to figure out how his scream was so loud while doing push-ups.

@xnae_ I would love to be euthanized with you 🥹💜💜

@itzrachella can I join the party

At the doctor waiting in line to be euthanized

@ifallynn They think it’s a really bad sprain or it could be tendonitis but they’d have to take an MRI, but I do not have MRI moneys so we’re trying the walking boot first

@itzrachella WAS JT BROKE?