Cousin from Baguio

Side announcement under this makapaboksing nga joke. Cheers kakabsat! 🍻

baka mabasam miss hehehe

narrator: …and so today, November 11th, cousin could not think of a joke. me: ugh awan mt ti gamin joke generator ko? narrator: yes, awan mt lang ti joke ko cousin

[trying to decide] friend: … sika man? me: yes. siyak man. sika woman. datayo tao. bagam lang nu ada py question mo frend

[comedy show] audience: (quiet) comedian: ... wala bang tawa jan? me, from the back: ada maysa ngem nakarikep

[job interview] manager: it says here you took night classes on Marketing? me, wearing an outfit nga nagapo night market: ah yes hehe

*looking at a menu* friends: anya kanen tayo ngay? me: dakayo man. the wooden man: han ak nga naimas bro

never stop grinding 😤 give it 100% aldaw and all night

me: i'm jealos. friend: you need to add a 'u'. me: *stands further away* i still feel jealos?

highland journalism questions Who? Why? What? What what? Where is the watwat? When is the watwat? Why is there watwat? How can we get to the watwat?

before you arrive at Kisad ket you might have to pass through Kirejected and Kiheartbroken first

[bringing my crush to my hometown] crush: wow, cool place me: aheh yah actually even colder py nu december hehej

[doctor’s office] me: i just can’t seem to fall asleep doc. anya ngata problema kanyak? doc: Insomnya dayta. me: haan ko garud ammo. ken haan nga Insom ti nagan ko doc

everyday kukot weather ngem everyday puyat ak ladta met 👁️👄👁️

talaga nga there's more nu ado ta nu less ket subtracto

locally, only abanao has sunshine 7 days a week. 8AM to 8PM diyay hours ti supermart thanks 👍

Baguio phases of the sun: - sunrise - sunset - sun mo makita for 2 weeks

no bagyo can defeat baguio ta baguio has u and i ✨✨

my cousin, with his red-stained teeth and callused hands, dressed in his old black leather jacket, faded denim, and dusty boots, smelling of burnt pine wood, gin, and butchered pig: "nya enta agbuya Barbie??"

[me, as an advisor] me: After careful analysis of the data, I conclude nga dakkel nga problema data ser