Cousin from Baguio

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Cousin from Baguio

Cousin from Baguio

@iugtan

I write fresh jokes about my bery highland hometown. With that said, will you please give me the kwa. (Currently on indefinite break, busy growing sayote)

instagram.com/iugtan Katılım Kasım 2013
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Cousin from Baguio
Cousin from Baguio@iugtan·
Side announcement under this makapaboksing nga joke. Cheers kakabsat! 🍻
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narrator: …and so today, November 11th, cousin could not think of a joke. me: ugh awan mt ti gamin joke generator ko? narrator: yes, awan mt lang ti joke ko cousin
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[trying to decide] friend: … sika man? me: yes. siyak man. sika woman. datayo tao. bagam lang nu ada py question mo frend
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[comedy show] audience: (quiet) comedian: ... wala bang tawa jan? me, from the back: ada maysa ngem nakarikep
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[job interview] manager: it says here you took night classes on Marketing? me, wearing an outfit nga nagapo night market: ah yes hehe
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*looking at a menu* friends: anya kanen tayo ngay? me: dakayo man. the wooden man: han ak nga naimas bro
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never stop grinding 😤 give it 100% aldaw and all night
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me: i'm jealos. friend: you need to add a 'u'. me: *stands further away* i still feel jealos?
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highland journalism questions Who? Why? What? What what? Where is the watwat? When is the watwat? Why is there watwat? How can we get to the watwat?
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before you arrive at Kisad ket you might have to pass through Kirejected and Kiheartbroken first
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[bringing my crush to my hometown] crush: wow, cool place me: aheh yah actually even colder py nu december hehej
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[doctor’s office] me: i just can’t seem to fall asleep doc. anya ngata problema kanyak? doc: Insomnya dayta. me: haan ko garud ammo. ken haan nga Insom ti nagan ko doc
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everyday kukot weather ngem everyday puyat ak ladta met 👁️👄👁️
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talaga nga there's more nu ado ta nu less ket subtracto
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locally, only abanao has sunshine 7 days a week. 8AM to 8PM diyay hours ti supermart thanks 👍
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Baguio phases of the sun: - sunrise - sunset - sun mo makita for 2 weeks
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no bagyo can defeat baguio ta baguio has u and i ✨✨
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my cousin, with his red-stained teeth and callused hands, dressed in his old black leather jacket, faded denim, and dusty boots, smelling of burnt pine wood, gin, and butchered pig: "nya enta agbuya Barbie??"
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[me, as an advisor] me: After careful analysis of the data, I conclude nga dakkel nga problema data ser
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