Moritz

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@noinconsistency patrick when he unleashes his final form

@iuseosu what the hell is this

FUUUUCKK I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE A COMMIT IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF PORTUGUESE AT WORK FUUCKK FUUUUCKKCKKKKK

@mae2h yes?

so we're all using fake names on here right...

@Fynjirby @skylermzx

@iuseosu @skylermzx wohin ist das meme?

Send me memes. My folder is empty.

Stop learning to code. Start learning to think. Machines code now. They’ll never think like you.

@ThePrimeagen ThePrimeage

People really out there trying to Phish

who the fuck is Dave??

I say this from a place of love and over a decade of using Linux everywhere, most Linux users simply need to shut the fuck up.

what do you think of me, as an account and as a person?

@ForrestPKnight use vesktop

> sudo pacman -S discord success! > open discord get hit with this with no way to actually use discord... soo: > sudo pacman -R discord So really there's no point to use the official Discord package since it's unusable for days after every release. Why are you this way, Discord?

@docbadvibes_ @badcop_ this is beautiful

@badcop_ I miss MUDs

"world first multiplayer TUI game" oh yea then how do you explain this? ssh mmo.badcop.games

She said, “I was going to tell you. I just didn’t know how.” No one yelled after that. No dramatic scene. No slammed doors. Just silence… the kind that changes a family forever. He told me he doesn’t even know what hurts more — the truth, or how long it was hidden. And now nothing feels the same. Not his name. Not his childhood. Not even the people he thought he knew best. Some secrets don’t just come out… They rewrite everything.

My boyfriend literally went for a DNA test because he “felt like something at home didn’t add up.” At first, I laughed when he told me about it and was like, what does that even mean? Then he said he suggested it to his whole family, just for fun. He told me everyone laughed. Agreed. Made jokes about “finding long-lost cousins” and “hidden royalty.” But then his voice changed a little. He said, “Everyone was laughing… except one person.” I asked who. He paused. And he said, “My mom.”😭💔

A JAPANESE DEV BUILT AN APP THAT SHOWS A FAT CAT ON THE SCREEN AND FORCES YOU TO TAKE A BREAK.

@_ethical_slut holy larp

Who is daily driving Kali 😭😭😭

tony cooking something

@NearestCommit I knew something fishy was going on with this client

I feel like theres more to this too. Think about it, feather also ships a standalone minecraft mod using fabric, which from my studies REFUSES to launch on Linux and will show you the bottom screen. Why would it do that? Itll run on macOS and Windows, but not linux?

@Reedkatt proof you are the real one

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY ACCOUNT PLEASEE