Pastor Ivan

@ZuluFinder @aime_mwizaa And if he is more, arrange for him to be no more

@aime_mwizaa As long as the father is no more

Guys be honest, can you marry a single mother of 1 child 🤔

@CNviolations You'll be strong

I wanna drink this.

@Lungah___ Yes. The whole world is wrong, they are right

Do Nigerians have a concept of wrong vs right?

@_BNSL I hear you, my car once broke down near some small town, called Emergency Assist, the service provider came to tow me ka gusheshe.

I will always choose the N1. If anything happens I want ER24 to get to me quickly. Now you are upside down ko Moloto with farmers surrounding you and a donkey giving you CPR.

@SizweLo Don't be ridiculous, Trump is negotiating with the Gays of Hormuz. The straights are a problem

I feel like Donald Trump is close to announcing he’s negotiating directly with Hormuz

@rasmoy_ @Shifframarvins1 x.com/yungdmc_/statu…

@ivan_ka_ivan @Shifframarvins1 Good thing no1 in the real world follows that book which u speak of

Side chicks don’t treat him “better”… they just meet a version of him that doesn’t come with responsibility, pressure, or reality.

@rasmoy_ @Shifframarvins1 The Good Book says if a man layeth with a betrothed woman, they both shall be put to death.

@ivan_ka_ivan @Shifframarvins1 Yeh i encourage the wife to do the same. Balance

@BeyonceOsei @Shifframarvins1 I bless you, go forth and heal the sick

@ivan_ka_ivan @Shifframarvins1 Remove pastor out your name fool.

@VKitiibwa @Shifframarvins1 Extra hands are always appreciated to carry a burden😌, my lady

@ivan_ka_ivan @Shifframarvins1 What are you insinuating, sir? What happened to bearing each other's burden?

@museejaz @Shifframarvins1 Bless you

@ivan_ka_ivan @Shifframarvins1 A pastor mind you 😂 The jokes write themselves

@RumbidzaiMugan3 @Shifframarvins1 I can. Why are you gatekeeping being stupid?

@ivan_ka_ivan @Shifframarvins1 You can not be this stupid

@Shifframarvins1 So basically everyman needs a side chick for balance? Got you

Let’s be honest… side chicks don’t deal with bills, kids, family drama, emotional baggage, or the pressure/expectations from in-laws. They get the highlight reel version of him and not on a daily basis💀 Meanwhile, the wife has all of that on her plate which sometimes makes it hard to give the same attention or energy to her husband like the side chick, who sees him once or twice a week. Of course it feels “better” to him… b’se the reality is heavy.

@ShaykhSulaiman Iran should invite the Pakistani mediators to Tehran, then flog them, 100 lashes each, for putting up such a stupid proposal.

BREAKING: PAKISTAN’S PROPOSED TWO-PHASE DEAL FOR IRAN CEASEFIRE: 1) Immediate Phase •Ceasefire starts right away. •Strait of Hormuz reopens immediately (key for global oil). 2) Follow-up Phase (15–20 days) •Final comprehensive peace deal negotiated. •Tentatively called the “Islamabad Accord”. The final deal may include: •Iran agrees to limits on nuclear program (no weapons). In return: •Sanctions relief. •Release of frozen assets. •Broader regional framework for Hormuz security. - Reuters

@juniorkingpp Piece of shit suggests some level of solidity. The employer is a pool of excrement

This employer is a piece of shit.

@Dips_bytheway Dangers of Economics 101. Competition reduces prices. Then they stopped reading

The president is calling the government a monopoly. Insisting that the private sector will "reduce costs". When has the private sector ever reduced costs? All you're going to get is an oligopoly like every lucrative industry in this country.

So, Iran has even offered to transport American soldiers into Iran so then they can have a fight with them? What do we call this in political science?

@iOccupyNigeria @xghana_ What are the chances that if you upset the government, it just switches off your money?

They are not “ditching” global payment systems when you factor in international acceptance. Whether you are talking about Visa, Mastercard, UnionPay, or MIR, every system that works across borders depends on a network that is globally accepted and interoperable. There are only a handful of these at scale: •Visa and Mastercard dominate globally •UnionPay has strong reach, especially tied to China •MIR is mostly regional with limited international acceptance So if a card is accepted in “200 countries,” it is not operating in isolation. It is either: •Partnering with one of these networks •Or clearing through banks that are connected to them What Ghana is doing is more strategic than the headline suggests. They are: •Embedding payments into national identity •Building domestic payment rails to reduce fees and control data •Positioning for more financial independence locally But internationally, the reality does not change. Cross-border payments still run through global infrastructure. No country today, not even China or Russia, operates a fully isolated system with true worldwide acceptance. So this is not about replacement. It is about owning the local layer while still plugging into the global system when needed. That is the real play.

🚨BREAKING: Ghana becomes the first African country to integrate payment into its Citizens' Identity Card, ditching US-based payment giants Visa and Mastercard in Africa The card is now widely accepted in over 200 countries for online, in-store, and ATM use. It allows for secure purchases, international payments, and offers perks like insurance and emergency assistance. Ghana Card holders can activate their card using the MyCitizens App or by dialling *402#

@777riis You know there was Kit-kat heist right?

Never lower your standards: this was given by a dude who I met for the first time who KNOWS I don’t wish to date him.

@Nkabiikazii So "STOP PLAYING WITH WATER, YOU'LL GET SICK...." is not the answer here? Welelele.... . A lot of us need to heal.

She is in the Autonomy vs. Shame and Doubt stage of Erik Erikson, where children begin to develop independence by copying what they observe. She understands that she needs to bathe, but she hasn’t yet learned the correct way to do it. At this stage, children either build confidence in their abilities or begin to doubt themselves, depending on the support they receive.