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Schedule Update: Gonna need more time off than anticipated. This flare up has been one of the worst I think I've ever had. Hopefully it'll be over soon, I miss yall a whole bunch ;~; 🩶

@detachmnts nah im thinking this time ima switch things up and get with someone much worse. just to keep things interesting yaknow

everyone just getting back with their ex huh

@Alice3DS can't u read bro? it's gonna be cloudy with a chance of golden showers

Can you tell me my fucking weather.

@ivmareVT Canada = cold People = extra warm Thus, insides must feel VERY warm. You're welcome (I have no idea what I'm talking about)

um can someone pls explain the lore behind this newfound sexualization of canadians because I- 🫪

@heyshipz vodka hit boy

the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭

@KITKAT kitkat kidnap

Regarding recent press coverage

why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl

Why the fuck would I ever unban them 😭

@killingspacing 👀👀🫠🫠

men be like “i’m fighting battles no one knows about” and it’s just being cruel to a girl who loves them

@ehvrmony @luxemiaa Yup, imo it's disrespectful af to your partner to keep someone around who's clearly pursuing you.

@luxemiaa it’s one thing for her to act that way, it’s another for him to allow it. You can’t build something serious with someone who keeps a third party that close and that comfortable.

@rynh667 Good.

You are someones worst human they know

@forallcurious ima tell him if he acts up again im pegging him with this

An extraordinary amethyst quartz mined in Artigas, Uruguay! 📸: nowarminerals/ig

we love caseoh in this house

what is with schlatt posting so much now

@heavensbvnnyalt brussy

if you love homemade bread look at this beauty i made today

@ashveilburger 2

gun to your head name a non-binary character

@Lovandfear Like the seeds of a cat tail best left alone: your image slips through my fingers, along with my own.

“if you’re a writer, say ‘i miss you’ without writing ‘i miss you’.”

@schlatt @Quackity whys the hole so small lil man ya got a fuckin tiny tush or what?

@Quackity I just took the biggest shit of my life in this thing alex. I looked it up afterwards alex it’s a $26,000 toilet. Can you believe that alex. 26k for a toilet Crazy world we live in. bidet felt good as fuck

I need money. Minecraft stream tomorrow

@lilsketch dwayne

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock