Rob Martens

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@JonahFights Head down, scream something about seeing red, windmill in. After I wake up, I explain to everyone my hands are registered as deadly weapons and I held back so I wouldn't go to jail.

Let's say you get into a fight. And for whatever reason, you can't run away. You have to engage. What's your move?

@Travis_in_Flint Ben and Jerry's "What the Fuck did I just Eat"?

@JackCarrUSA Based on the Carbonite artwork, I would say Jabba's old hangout ?

Does the office décor give you any clues as to my location? Any guesses on who the character climbing out of the wall might be?

@JackCarrUSA Anderson Wheeler 500 Nitro Express Double Rifle. I learned this from everyone else's comments and pretending like I know a lot about guns.

Happy Birthday, Daniel Craig. Who can tell me what double rifle he is using here at the end of SKYFALL? #DanielCraig #JamesBond #SKYFALL #NOTIMETODIE #007 #LicenceToKill #DoubleRifle

Name an album that has ALL above-average songs. One “meh” track and you’re disqualified. I’ll start:

@MariosTortas @mariolopezviva I'm not wearing any pants. Order some lunch, maybe the other half of this photo shows up in your DMs, whose to say ?

best caption wins a prize 😂

@Super70sSports "Drive" Hardcastle and McCormick youtu.be/134GKjjmbHo

Let’s talk about important shit. What’s your all-time favorite TV theme song?

Holding an Isaac Newton notebook in the Wren Library at Trinity College Cambridge.

@Jchawes I really want to know Michael's workout program. He is in amazing shape for someone in his 60s.

Who has seen the new Holloween movie #HolloweenKills? I’m having a hard time sticking to it. 😏

@ElvisDuranShow Butthole Surfers singing Bitchin Camaro, my heart stopped.

Have you ever been so overcome with emotions at a concert or experience that you cried?! Where were you? 🎵🥰🥺😭♥️

@Make_It_Right Keep the door knob, and build an entirely new house around it.

If you won the lottery, what upgrades will you make to your current home?

Curtain call.

@SWXRightNow @KHQLocalNews Teen Wolf

What's your favorite basketball movie of all time?

@MeTV Daft Punk ?

This year's Oscars hosts also happen to be the statues #MeTVLostinSpace

@RealJamesWoods @Twitter Careful, you may be reported for showing us reports.

Now the #DemocratMob is offended by culinary choices. Wonder when @Twitter will start noticing this “targeted harassment” they worry so much about when liberals are the target?

It took me until I was 24 before I realIzed my dad wasn’t the usual dad. I thought living in a house with over 200 paintings from the Soviet Union was fairly normal. I thought discussions about mythology over dinner… instagram.com/p/CBs6axkgaKp/…