Troy

@ivyleaguereport

Cubs. Bears. Penguins (both the bird and the team). I pretend to know things about rhetoric and composition.

Katılım Mayıs 2015

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·2 Kas

4 years old. Autism. Two open heart surgeries. And she's the one that holds me.

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·1d

I truly believe everyone in the world has a unique gift. Mine is the ability to piss my wife off.

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·3d

Gas prices. Conservative leadership. Non issue. Necessary. Gas prices. Democrat in office. Entirely president's fault. Ridiculous. Consistency is key, amirite?

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Chicago Cubs@Cubs·3d

#CUBS WIN! FINAL: Cubs 6, Diamondbacks 5.

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·4d

This is the worst sports related question I've ever seen.

BGN Hoops@BGNHoops

What’s more impressive: 6-0 in the finals or 10 finals appearances?

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·27 Nis

Oxford. Freaking. Comma.

Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

Cowboys signed three players today: WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling, WR Tyler Johnson and LB Curtis Robinson.

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·27 Nis

Without question, the most appropriate utensil to get jelly out of a jar is NOT a knife. It is a spoon. I will not tolerate dissention.

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·24 Nis

You can now release your collective sphincters.

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·23 Nis

This is remarkable.

Brett Taylor@Brett_A_Taylor

lmao

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Troy@ivyleaguereport·23 Nis

We are all important enough to say things on the Internet for the entire world to see. Not all of the things we think though are important enough for the entire world to see.

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