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@AnheuserBusch 🌸

Comment 🌷 and we’ll hand you your first spring beer.

@spencerink @ICENINEKILLS Gonna go outside the box here- Jurassic Park?

Any guesses on what Film @ICENINEKILLS is doing something for next? First correct answer gets a zoom chat with the band…

@JimmysSeafood Game on!

The internet says it’s #NationalPotatoChipDay - so we’re giving away 5 variety packs! Comment below for your chance to win and we’ll select winners tomorrow after Team USA beats The Dominican Republic! 🇺🇸 🥔 ⚾️ 🦀

@JetsPizza Does it come with a free bottle of ranch???

And just like that, the RanchFest merch keeps on flowing. 🚨Last call, ranch lovers. We’re giving 20 lucky winners a RanchFest bag or water bottle. To enter for a chance to win: 1. Like this post. 2. Follow @jetspizza. 3. Drop a comment. Entries close 3/16. Rules & reg in bio.

@2bears5k @tomsegura Is there still a virtual run registration?

3.1 miles never stood a chance. 🐻 #2Bears5k

GIVEAWAY: We made two (2) custom Silverback basketball hoops so now you can miss your jump shots in style! This high-performance hoop will make your cul-de-sac love you and your ankles fear you.  RT to enter for a chance to win! Giveaway ends 3/26 at 11:59:59 pm EST. Must be 21+ to enter.

@JetsPizza Heck I’d take just one bottle!

The year of ranch you deserve is waiting. RanchFest ‘26 is here. We’re giving 3 fans a YEAR of FREE ranch + custom RanchFest merch. To enter: 1. Like this post 2. Follow @jetspizza 3. Drop a comment Plus, surprise merch drops all week. Entries close 3/16. Rules in bio.

I personally think one of the most American/Patriotic things you can do is to disagree with the government. I mean, isn’t that what we were founded on? Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

Utilities, technology, infrastructure, laws, etc. impact everyone that comes here- legal, illegal, tourist. We are not the isolated country we were centuries ago- hell we’re a superpower. We SHOULD be acting like one.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the Dems sitting during SOTU when asked if they represent Americans… To be frank, it’s a pretty closed minded question. Of course our legislators represent Americans, but the truth is, they should be fighting for ANYONE on American soil.

@ScreamMovies Tsk tsk- lost out on drop immediately…

Scream kill tour tees are live. Try not to bleed on them. screamkilltourtee.com

This is absolutely correct! The algorithm is catered towards political nonsense consistently. Regardless of left or right (however it’s clearly predominantly right). It’s obnoxious, annoying, and catered towards division. #rigged

@ProjectLincoln Black eyed peas

Better halftime shows than Kid Rock and TPUSA, go:

@FanDuel E5

I've got a few more $100 bonus bets to dish out. I'm thinking of a football on this grid, guess the right one and you might get a DM from me 👀 1 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 2 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 3 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 4 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 5 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 6 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 A B C D E F

I’ve never placed/won a bet so quickly! Like 3 minutes! Thanks @FanaticsBook!

@FredMinnick Blade and Bow 30… EHT BTAC

Tell Bourbon Santa: Is there a bourbon you really want to try, but can’t get or afford?

New Label Approval: Holladay Master Distiller Experimental Series, Entry Proof 1 #bourbon #whiskey

@whiskey_wx KOK

Ok bourbon twitter! What’s your fist pour??

Watching the @49ers light up Shadeur Sanders brings me such joy!!! #9erEmpire

@DNVR_Rams Please and thank you 🤞🤞🤞

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