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@UmapyoiDaily @spendthriftfarm just wait til you hear about into mischief's grandson, skibidi rizz: horseracingnation.com/horse/Skibidi_…

@spendthriftfarm There was a G1 winning horse called Covfefe? Incredible.

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It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

any time i feel that feeling, you know, "that feeling", i always know i can drive it back by loading up elden ring, standing in front of a regular soldier enemy, and parrying him over and over and over without ever riposting. just parrying and parrying and parrying and parrying

@tamagosunshine @wolfpitmachine im just literally in my apartment eating cheese

@wolfpitmachine @iwontswear Yea.. whats up with that

there are two topics i could freestyle endlessly about. 1. really gay stuff. 2. amusing foods such as pizza, burgers, and hot dogs. anything else you get 2 lines out of me before i have to tap out

@tamagosunshine @wolfpitmachine that's why i said at least! i do not claim to know the straightness or gayness of anyone!

@iwontswear @wolfpitmachine 2*

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@wolfpitmachine Since at least 1/3 of our friend group is at least 1/3 gay it should not be too difficult.

@iwontswear Next time you have good food, everyone must work together to cultivate a really gay atmosphere for it.

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@wolfpitmachine There is only one way to find out.

@iwontswear Can you do both at once.

@skyler_higley the moral of shrek, since the beginning, has always been that outward appearances don't matter compared to what's on the inside. all who complain about his redesign reveal themselves as false shrek fans

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

@banananogmos combining words is cool and all. but you gotta get into making some new contractions. it's really the same thing, but you throw an apostrophe in there to show where one word ends and another begins. plus sometimes, as is the case with ch'urple, it looks like a alien name

i've been really into combining words for a while now lately it's been any combo with choso purple + choso = churple is a personal fave

simon cowell was too mean to those people. it revealed his ugly soul

saw the backrooms movie today. it was really good. think a white boy like me could rock a conical rice paddy hat, lowkey?

@banananogmos bangre tweet

they call it the Backrooms cuz once u go in u turn around and go back