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Go check my longlisted work for the Punocracy Prize for satire👇👇 A non-negligible guide to becoming a Nigerian pastor – Punocracy punocracy.com/a-non-negligib…

You don’t have to be everyone’s butterfly. Be a bee. Mind your business, make your honey, and sting people when necessary.

Senseless Nigerian Men, come learn a thing or 2. Do you copy ?

Poverty has convinced a lot of women into thinking that every man with money is the right man to marry.

Most women cannot afford it... They can barely take care of themselves without Involving a man... So how can they take care of multiple men? It's only when it comes to sleeping around u want to compete with men... Can you spend like the men are doing?

chike na sweet man but as her husband divorce her he no gree marry her 😂😂 who come be mumu?

@rosee__o 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Let’s celebrate your dissertation with a baby boy and girl” Men are so funny😭😭😭

Hot take: T-Bag was smarter than Agent Mahone by every standard. The only person smarter than him in the show was Micheal Scofield, and T-Bag was close to him intellectually. One example: T-Bag was able to decipher a map, chew it, and tell everyone he was now the map since he had a photographic memory of it — and he wasn’t joking. Example two: While they were all in Panama digging for the $5 million, Sucré and Micheal wanted to outsmart him, but guess who played them and left with the money? T-Bag. I can go on and on. He was on the same intellectual level as Micheal Scofield. He doesn’t get enough accolades because he’s the villain in the show, and a lot of people don’t like him. Agent Mahone’s intelligence is overrated.

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"We find it difficult to see any out of school children in Akwa Ibom" - Minister of Education. E no dey sir. School is compulsory in Akwa Ibom. All our governors have been consistent in that regard.

There’s absolutely no reason for me to be this broke. I’m such a good person.😭

You were better off having chicken pox than failing JAMB. At least they will rub you calamine lotion. But you see JAMB, your parents’ honor and integrity was tied to it. You go commit seppuku.

you can follow christ and still have a personality, a sense of humor, creativity, and style. faith was never meant to make you boring.

You fit dey laugh when dem dey show papa ajasco on Sunday by 8pm, your mama go just respond with “so 185 in JAMB can understand jokes?” E go be like dem pour you ice block. 😭😭😭😭

No coach will dump a formula that did back to back World Cup finals for twitter tacticos 😂😂😂

The olodo epidemic that’s about to engulf this country is going to be insane.

I fit be mumu o, but I never carry my phone call another man to stay away from my babe😂

I always say this. There could be outliers, but Arsenal FC probably has the largest collection of the best of the human species in human history. This is not self-aggrandisement.

naija woman own na to offer prayer & advice, them no dey ever press money.

“Marriage benefits Men more” But as marriage dissolve, na you return back to square one. We keep telling you refined dragons that the consequences of cheating and being broke are not the same for both genders.