Isaac Conde

so many people i know go to the gym high. i’m not much of a smoker but ive done it a few times when i would smoke and that shit is AWFUL!!!!!! everything is a MILLION TIMES HEAVIER HOW DO U DO IT

one week before the final 2 smiling friends episodes and they still haven't announced the whole thing is a bit

whoever came up with i am placing blocks and shit cuz im in fucking minecraft was genuinely a genius cuz i literally cant hear wet hands the same way anymore

@BobNetworkUK checking in on Call of Duty is like visiting a loved one with dementia every single time you visit, they're doing just a little bit worse

Seeing the zombies community cooking a creator for using AI in their thumbnails is a good thing and we should do it more to other creators we love and follow

@mariahram0s You tell em girl

they didnt invite zuri cuz they was scared of yerky yerky potentially tagging along n i can’t be mad at that

that bender weekend will save you

@BlTCHTlTTlES erm excuse me I think I’m missing from these 🤓☝️

serious talk but is it evil when u stop trying to help someone because they don't put effort in trying to help themselves. like I don't want to make it about myself but they don't seem to want to be better so you just kinda stop trying to help them cause its not gonna do anything

When u think ur fav person finally texted u but it's just a notification from an app u never use

dm’ed the girl who was constantly liking my story and got left on delivered #pumpfaked

GOOD QUESTION! GD OR CC? 😉

Polar Bowler (2004)

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

i CANNOT fw people who do NOT understand the PRINCIPLE of things. it’s not what you did. it’s how you did it. and what makes it worse is knowing if roles were reversed, you’d lose your mind

text was so good that she’s been reading it for a day now

@mariahram0s It’s not even 11am

Highschool was crazy af why was we taking edibles in class

she said hi #watdatmean