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Please retweet if you do NOT know any family that received any money. Let’s use this response as a quick poll.

@MrEnugu1 How you take dodge HITs those days?

My university days at ESUT Nwoke na ebecha Nah who give up nah him fuk up

@mrmacaroni @officialABAT @mrmacaroni This megaphone good for your hand. Our voices to your ever sonorous voice.

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

@EstherUmoh10 This is Nigeria yearning.

Many voices , one chant. “Obi-Kwankwaso”. This is Kano!!!!

@EstherUmoh10 Make una allow Tinubu to celebrate his birthday in peace na. What's all these?

The king from the South makes an entry into the North. Peter Gregory Onubusi Okwute Obi.

Christians massacred on Palm Sunday in the city of Jos.

@Idris_Adam_ And na Obi give the finishing legm

😂😆😆

So what’s beating you and your family?

@officialABAT Senile morrafucker.

On this my 74th birthday, I celebrate the valiant men and women of our Armed Forces. Today, I have directed the Accountant-General of the Federation to establish a special account for a fund dedicated to those who serve, those wounded in the line of duty, and the families of those who have paid the ultimate price. As a personal commitment, all my salaries since assuming office will be paid into this account as seed funding, irrespective of existing insurance and welfare schemes for members of our armed forces. This fund will directly support those who have lost their limbs, and the widows, widowers, and children of those who laid down their lives in service to our dear country. I call on our Governors, members of the National Assembly, the private sector, my friends and all well-wishers to support this initiative. Details of the account will be made available in due course. We must never forget those who stand in harm’s way for our peace, nor the sacrifices borne by their families. This is not charity. It is duty. And we will fulfil it. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces Federal Republic of Nigeria

@Kene_Nnewi Onwa, no dey delay destiny saving updates. Na now I dey see this one so.

If you're a son of the soil.. stop masturbation... Appease Ndi Akogholi (spiritual police) and cut off that useless habit. Stop distorting your energy by yourself. Na who go tell you dey tell you.

@kusssman That's where his likes belong. In the amusement parks.

@SadiqMaunde God forbid.

“I don’t believe an adult will sit and listen to Peter Obi. I can’t sit and listen to Obi speaking.” 😂😂😂

@famous_vic60115 You be boy or girl?

My bro told me to stay in his shop today, Ego di na mgbuka 😳,,, There’s money in this business.. one spring 100k 😳😳 Please if you want spring, bot & nut … Dm me i will connect you to him 📍 Anambra state (Nnewi).

Plzzz if you're seeing this help me retweet.

@PNMbah @officialABAT Seems all of you are high on this niggas powder.

On behalf of the Government and good people of Enugu State, I join millions of Nigerians in celebrating our dear President, His Excellency, Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR (@officialABAT ), a remarkable statesman, patriot, and visionary leader, on the occasion of his 74th birthday. Your Excellency, at 74, your life’s journey continues to stand as a testament to enduring dedication to the development of Nigeria and a bold commitment to reform, inclusivity, and national renewal. Courage in the face of adversity is a defining feature of leadership, and your life has consistently encapsulated this quality. From your role in the pro-democracy struggle to your stewardship in public office, you have demonstrated resilience, clarity of vision, and a firm belief in the Nigerian project. Today, we celebrate not just you, but what you have done for us — how you have deftly pulled our nation’s economy from the precipice. The reforms we are witnessing are not easy choices, but necessary steps towards building a more resilient and competitive economy. At moments of great national reform, leadership requires vision and resolve. You have shown both, and history often vindicates leaders who have the courage to confront long-standing structural challenges. As we mark this milestone, we owe you a measure of gratitude for the sacrifices and responsibilities you have taken upon yourself in steering the country through a critical phase. My prayer is that you continue to be guided by wisdom and strength, and that Nigerians rally behind your vision of building a stronger, more prosperous nation. Happy 74th birthday, Mr. President.

@officialABAT Morrafucker.

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

@treazyblaq Explain yourself very well. Are you a product of arabanko or a proper family setting?

Hustle took my father beyond Igbo land 😩 I’m the result of an Igbo man and a Cameroonian woman ❤️

I’m not sure Ben-Bruce knows himself. He was such a glamorous elite in the early 80s and 90s with his Miss Universe, MBGN pageant, built the Silverbird brand, became DG of NTA, ran for Governor of Bayelsa state, became a Nigerian Senator. He had the upward trajectory of.a Donald Trump. From showbiz to Politics to statesman. Today, a Reno Omokri has more “level” than him in society. My heart sunk seeing him hurdled in an un-airconditioned bus with torn seats seating beside fellow delegates from his state. He should rediscover himself. It’s not late for him.

@GloriousGod01 Tinubu saw Obi/Kwankwaso coming. He will soon park up like Blackberry et Nokia 3310. (Referring to him and Seyi)

Twitter didn't see X coming. Boomplay didn't see Audiomack coming. Audiomack didn't see Spotify coming. Jumia didn't see Temu coming. PDP didn't see APC coming. G-Wagon didn't see the Cybertruck coming. Android didn't see iPhone coming. 2go didn't see WhatsApp coming. Blackberry didn't see Android coming. Yahoo mail didn't see Google coming. What's next? Above all, love God.