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tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/caroline The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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bitly.xaijo.com/clifton Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

Ceilings were just ambitious walls. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/rose

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"Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck." - makers of Spam. shorturl.xaijo.com/patrick

shorturl.xaijo.com/keri Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day.

shorturl.xaijo.com/mavis I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it.

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