Izzy Wylde

Right, I'm going to go. This app is terrifying.

“you’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment” is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, how will I ever manage

Watching those monsters set fire to the Holiday Inn in Rotherham to burn alive the asylum seekers inside …whilst blocking the doors & LAUGHING is something I never thought I’d witness in England in 2024. What kind of depraved person does that to another?! Murderers.

i don’t think people outside the UK truly get what’s happening here. muslims/brown ppl & black people are being targeted. a muslim woman had acid thrown in her face. a black man was attacked & a brown man who tried to help. mosques/hindu temples are being vandalised

Become possessed by an ancient demon for a little while. You deserve a break.

me going on my stupid little daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health

The project to strip away intellectual and creative abilities from people and place them in the hands of machines is anti-human. We need a revival of the humanities, to say resoundingly that people have inherent dignity and there are some things only we can do.

This was burnt down last night. The real firestarters are right now comfortably chatting about it in their Gated Trumptons. The worst of them will write a playfully controversial column about it.

BREAKING: Beyoncé has just announced she has donated $4 million to Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign. This is huge.

“he’s one of them rangers. dangerous folk they are, wandering the wilds. what his right name is i’ve never heard, but round here he’s known as strider.”

if this is your vibe, let’s be friends 🍂☕️🌲

I am honored to be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. I will officially accept the nomination next week. This campaign is about people coming together, fueled by love of country, to fight for the best of who we are. Join us: kamalaharris.link/nomination

BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris is the first Black woman to be formally be a nominee for President of the United States, and on November 5th, we’re going to elect her the first Black woman President. Retweet and follow if you’re in.

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ÉOWYN: I AM NO MAN! WITCH-KING:

@DothTheDoth This is my only life goal

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books