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@sheetz pls bring back the schwirl, it was legitimately my favorite menu item ever i think about it every!!!!! single!!!!!! day!!!!! it’s been like 10 years at least. :’( i’m literally begging……

@Gosleepriya myself🥰

Let's go. Delete one thing if u can?

you can read carl jung 100 times and still be blown away at the 101st

@Skyfrom5to7 "I think it's worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year- so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational." -Charlie Kirk

petition for a feature where apple watch can read your blood alcohol content

Elvis album tracklist: •Why don't you love me •I love you •Man I love having a good time on the weekend •So happy we love each other •I shot my beloved dog in the head •READY READY TEDDY IM A-READY •Let's smooch somewhere new •Why would you break up with me •You bitch!

@IndiUnderwood IM ACTUALLY ROLLINGGF AT THIS

if i knew for sure that there’d be music streaming services in the afterlife i’d actually off myself right now

my new toy(: 1970s 10-speed bicycle, carefully refurbished by me! and what a little gem it is!

today, more than ever.

@softbryophyta it’s frightening how accurate this is. gotta love the spiel about how “their love language is physical touch” or they “don’t feel loved” if u don’t want to be physical for multiple days in a row!!!!

one thing i unfortunately had to learn the hard way when i dated a man for the last time was that if your boyfriend consistently brings up that he’s “touch starved” and guilts you for not being consistently sexual with him, he is literally two steps away from raping you.

fight and bite

@NickJFuentes lmfao “christ is king” but unconsensual sex is fine? as a christian how is rape ok to you? nasty, vile, absolutely grotesque. what the fuck even is this?

Your body, my choice. Forever.

i don’t want “something casual” i want whatever this is

this how yall sound

Why is this so real

I'm fucking shaking, I've been waiting for my SS card to be graded and it finally came back as a 10!!!!!

gay people are like "she saved my life" and it’s just the cunty spider from spider stompin