Isabella Birri

Danica really told my boy she’ll hold onto his CV should a position become available 🥴 #LoveIsland

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

Paige: “i got a tex-“ Danica: #LoveIsland

Thought it was the end of the road for me today 💀

If nightclubs have to check for vaccine passports can they check for needles aswell while they’re at it, ta.

i just sat in a drive thru line for 30 minutes but i couldn’t bring myself to leave bc i thought about this picture

RT Missing from East London

Molly-mae and me are the same age, she’s just splashed 37,400.00 on a bracelet and I’m sat debating wether to transfer £10 from my savings to buy a maccies x

Gordon Ramsey once said, “this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off” 😂😂😂

Jake didn’t even try. People haggle harder on Depop for God’s sake. #LoveIsland

Hello, pls get the app “Be My Eyes”. You get random calls from blind/visually impaired people needing help with daily tasks - I’ve had a man ask me to confirm the name of the tablets he was holding and a lady asking which one was the red scarf in her wardrobe 🥺

@LoveIsland @lilybarnard4

🔥 FIRST LOOK 🔥 Liberty tells the girls about Jake's proclamation of love, but they are less than impressed... are Jiberty in the clear just yet? Plus tensions are through the roof as the Islanders get a text that leads to a big decision! 😨 #LoveIsland

“Yeah, Nah” = Me, disagreeing “Nah, Yeah” = Me, agreeing

no because i’d be folding my clothes into the suitcase and getting on the next ryanair flight home if someone swerved my kiss on national tv #LoveIsland

I would love to bring my own into the world but would it be cruel to do so these days. This world is sickening. Pregnant bloke emojis btw now… I sound mental going on about an emoji but kids use iPads phones etc they’re literally brainwashing them. It’s everywhere

How it started. How it’s going.