joe king 👑

if you're love bombing me & i'm love bombing you then who's flying this plane

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

Imma jack off all trades and masturbate none

you just never know with me

(On a first date) what do you want from me

believe in yourself the same way you believed he was busy for 17 hours

I’ll trade my whole family on my dad side for a flat stomach

Please wear deodorant with chemicals yall it’s too hot for all that natural shit

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

all quiet on the frontal lobe

i had a dream you usurped me, kitten. don’t ever do that again.

mentally im here

Shrek 2 (2004)

to know me is to hate me

till lack of communication do us part

they had to put me on mood stabilizers because my intuition was too strong

stop it rn

Lowkey celibate and skinny as a studio apartment I need to live