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I'm sober now...it's time to get serious, man it's time to make millions...

"Who eats those nasty cookies?" Me eating those nasty cookies

You can’t gaslight me bc I’m okay with being the villain

Me when somebody lights a cigarette

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow actually arrives

realizing you’re washed at a game you were once good at

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

Choose money or Power?

Little man found a blue jellyfish

I guess he didn’t see it 😳, the delivery went wrong damn!!!

The washers : they ensure to wash, keep it clean before you eat…. We love this ones The stinkers : fish mixed some kind of chemical, immediately you open it up, it stinks up the whole room (they prolly have some type of uti infection)…. Stay away from this ones The inedibles : it tastes so frigging bad, I can’t even describe it, you tongue instantly cries out for help😭….. avoid this ones at all costs The clear : smells natural, crazy pheromones, no taste, everything is just normal and really good….. we love we appreciate and we cherish this ones

How it feels going back to work after your lunch break

Cashier: "Your child will be very happy" 36 year old me:

me realizing the way i grew up actually did affect me

me on my way to work because i'm not smart enough to scam people, too shy to dance on Tiktok, too old for a sugar mummy and too stupid for crypto