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@CleGuardians please leave Rick in the booth it’s soooooo much better

“I am never ever too busy for ice cream updates. I could be in the hospital half dead… and I want you to call me and be like, hey I just wanna update you on the ice cream machine” -Big Cat

Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye say a random guy ran up to their truck holding the Larry O'Brien trophy under a blanket and asked if they wanted it "People don't know this story. We're driving in this parade. All of a sudden, we see this guy run up to us holding the trophy, but it's covered in a blanket. He goes, 'Do you guys want this?'" "I thought the guy was going from car to car to car. Apparently the trophy had taken a wrong turn down an alley, and the guy takes it off, runs it through the crowd, and tries to get it to the next car. The next car is Channing and I" "Which of course Channing and I are the only people with the trophy during the whole parade. We're like, 'How did we get this trophy?'" "The two delinquents. Because if the crowd knew he had that trophy, he would have died"

@PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter I totally agree it should be on our time. It’s also middle afternoon for Argentina fans

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domino’s saves man who went silent for 11 days after 10 consecutive years of orders. Dominos employee noticed his absence and contacted authorities they found him in critical needs of medical attention

I think about this at least once every week

A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)

Bro fighting for his life on that ball 🤣🤣

Imagine telling someone in 2018... That LeBron's Lakers tenure would stack up this well against the best players from the 2018 draft class 😭

Bro do you know how hard it is to do this? Hop off

Nothing more American than a big boy grilling on the roof 🇺🇸

Immediately goes down 3 runs

King of the jungle

@NFL_DovKleiman Why are we giving one of many long draft busts press at this point? Dude minds well be DeShone Kizer

Yikes: Former Browns QB Johnny Manziel says that he HATES Cleveland and hopes that the Browns go winless every season. “I root for a 0 and 16 season, every season.” 😳 Manziel says that he will forever hate Cleveland.

@barstoolchicago Did they win the game or did they quit?

TWO OUTS DOWN TWO NOBODY ON THESE WHITE SOX JUST DON’T QUIT!

George Washington bred his own pack of hunting dogs and named them like a man with zero supervision. We're talking Sweet Lips, Tipsy, Tipler, Drunkard, and one named Vulcan who was so big a kid could ride him like a pony. Vulcan once stole an entire ham straight off the dinner table and bolted to the kennels. The General just laughed while Martha sat there furious. But the dogs were only half of it. The man could DANCE. In 1779 he partnered with Kitty Greene at a ball and the two of them danced for over three hours straight without sitting down once. People at the time said he was actually elite at it. He called it "so agreeable and innocent an amusement." And in his final years his big retirement hobby was building a whiskey distillery. Not a little hobby still either. By 1799 it was the largest distillery in America, cranking out 11,000 gallons a year. So the real George Washington: breeds hunting dogs with names like Drunkard, dances for three hours straight, runs the biggest whiskey operation in the country. Founding Father behavior.

This is his villain origin story