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love complaining on Twitter

2 to 3 times a year i NEEEEED @MacayosMex chips n salsa in and around my mouth straight to the bloodstream 💉🤤

What the fuck does this even mean?

A Farce in Four Acts: 1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year. 2. Except this one. 3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby. 4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!” It hardly gets any dumber than this.

i popped my fiancés tire right after i picked him up from the airport, changing a flat tire AT THE AIRPORT AT NIGHT … can’t make my life up i stress myself out like WTF

@batz_catz welp my fiancé was very disappointed instead of I was hoping he would be supportive and happy so I’m a little bit down. We’ll take my first one before bed right now tonight.

@jXO_ You got this!!

Naltrexone is so weird but it works. Seeing or even just thinking about alcohol makes me have a physical reaction. Just ew. 8 days till I’m 2 months sober :)

@PariViridiana how’s it going for you?

Low dose naltrexone yessss

@superfic111al why? i’m about to start

i ❤️ naltrexone

@thatmilfgigi about to start mine curious how’s it going for you so far??

Went to the doctor today; finally got prescribed naltrexone. Time to stop drinking

“i’m married to that crazy bitch call me Kevin Federline” aged well @LilTunechi

Looksmaxxing, foodmaxxing, lovemaxxing, sleepmaxxing, artmaxxing, flirtmaxxing, playmaxxing, why are we all maxxing out?

about to graduate 2006 open.spotify.com/track/4P7VFiaZ…

@heavensbvnny must be in late twenties ??

happy 4/20

@ayojoestar i love itttt

imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives

huh??

yes. vampire 🧛‍♂️

btw we sell stash cans

…whattttt for reals?!