Jessica

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

Finally catching up on #RHORI and..does Alicia have a big beautiful family? I don’t think Liz mentioned it…

@itsme_urstruly Yes, we call that “the good ‘ole days” ☺️

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?

the older i get the heller the no

@NYXCosmetics 💐

celebrating mother’s day by sending a few of you some PR, comment a 💐 to enter!! p.s. need to be 18+ and in the U.S.!!

Justice for #Swayman

Rosie saying “I invited you as an olive branch and you’re just being yourself”to Jo-Ellen was great. Legit laughed out loud #RHORI

I swear if #RHORI ever tries to make Ashley a villain, I’ll personally come there & fight everyone.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it 100 times, Chappell Roan looks like Hatchet Face from Crybaby.

@belushisfarmOre 269

Free GIVEAWAY of half Oz of Blues Brothers strain! Can you guess the number of joints in this jar?? Closest guess without going over wins!

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

@AdamHoge @jayzawaski Panger jinxed it for sure. I was saying the same thing earlier!

@jayzawaski You have to admit it was at least a little funny how Panger was discussing the Hawks’ great off day in Vegas as they were sleepwalking their way through the first 10 minutes ⛳️

The Blackhawks are off to an awful start in Vegas

Can anyone tell me wth the @ChicagoBears doing?! Like I’m sure there is a plan right? …Right?! 😩

Bruins at 6, Blackhawks at 8 & Kraken at 9. I’m not mad ab this line up today!

If the #Blackhawks lose in overtime again….. 😩

We’ll miss you, “Muzz” ❤️ From all of us here at the Blackhawks, we extend our deepest condolences to Troy’s family and friends, our alumni and the many fans who loved him dearly 📰 nhl.com/blackhawks/new…

@mrmikeMTL Notes in class, sometimes a whole notebook that we passed around between 2-3 of us. And if a teacher got their hands on that notebook, you were fucked 😂

People who were teenagers before social media existed, How did you communicate with your friends?

Bears fans getting the espn Crosby notification:

Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.

This full moon has fucked with my whole day.