John Auld

How’s the phone these days? @RickStivens

@All4 stop saying it’s free with the amount of ads we’re forced to watch. Time is money. We’re not stupid.

@90sWWE Bret taps!?

@muhammadmokaev @ufc All I hear is most get ups in UFC flyweight history! 🤦‍♂️ You should only need one takedown per round!

Most takedowns in @ufc flyweight history! Back in March 2nd fastest finish in @ufc flyweight history! Slowly writing history…

@readinghalf Why isn’t the pinned tweet a link to the results? And why on earth aren’t the results available?

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@TeamKhabib what are you doing to stop the war?

@JeremyVineOn5 I can’t watch anymore when there’s people or person on the panel who think you win an argument by shouting and talking over everyone else. Please stop inviting them. Changed channel.

Is the Prime Minister right to back the MP who broke parliamentary rules? Owen Paterson, the MP for North Shropshire, lobbied ministers on behalf of two firms that paid him. Mr Paterson broke lobbying rules, but Conservative MPs have voted to spare him punishment.

@SportsOrla @daniellloyd1 @robhatchtv @gcntweet Hi - with the top two in @LeTour GC both eligible for the white jersey. Do you think the jersey is redundant? The young guys should be winning, no? Will we see more of this? Should we have a grey jersey instead for the over 35?

@OutlawTriathlon @charlottevslife @protriorg @HolkhamEstate Well done ladies. Kimberly has Vapourfly and a stryd pod… and then a shoe lace for a race belt? 👍😆

Top 3 PRO women: 1. Ruth Astle, 4:20:27 2. Kim Morrison, 4:32:52 3. Claire Weller, 4:40:44 Note there were some very fast moving aspiring PRO women. Rosie Weston was exceptional with 4:28:36

@laura_sanko That explains most on the analysis I’ve seen recently…. Bring back @danhardymma

I can confirm this as factual 😵‍💫

@TheNotoriousMMA @McGregorFast Nice one Conor, looking good. That’s called a Duathlon incidentally, I’ll take you on any time 👍 🏃‍♂️ 🚴 🏃‍♂️

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@EH_Stonehenge That’s a great photo! 🌈

Without rain there'd be no rainbows 🌈 A favourite photo from 2020, captured by one of our fabulous team. Makes it all worthwhile 😊

When I got the call to fight Logan Paul’s little brother I had to go into Rocky Style training!

@luisjgomez We drink coffee and listen to @LegionOfSkanks

Wtf does an engineer do?

@felderpaul are you racing challenge Miami ? If so, all the best!

I’m really looking forward to @ufc #UFC259, but also really concerned that Rogan will be on commentary. Please thank him for his contributions and let him know he’s no longer needed🙏 He’s the worst commentator the UFC has now. By far! He just doesn’t offer us anything anymore.

Great job Larry!

Here’s to you @TheNotoriousMMA 🥃 Cheers! Thanks for the entertainment. I haven’t had that level of excitement for a fight since last January - and I watch every week. I was up at 4 am to watch. Very much looking forward to the next fight.

I’m not seeing @BlessedMMA significant strikes as impressive considering he landed so many and didn’t get a KO.He’s really just showing how ineffective his strikes are. He lands them.Great.But they don’t do anything. Let’s see how many @TheNotoriousMMA gets this week... with a KO