jordan

wearing my fav hoodie

thought about leaving the house today but would rather eat pasta and watch the parent trap

@mat7036519 it would be warm

@j_ordanblake Just climb in the bread proofer

i can’t wait to go home and take a nap

i just got home from a friends fire at 1:30am and my shift starts at 7am so pls wish me luck

i should be going to sleep because i’m tired and i work in 8 hours but i also don’t want to

@estrogenfaerie i always meant to and just never got around to it omg but i bought the vinyl so i thought i should probably watch it now

@j_ordanblake you will be getting a (loving, but shocked) earful from me about this in july btw.

@estrogenfaerie omg i know i’m such a fake fan

i’ve taken my edible on a rainy night and it’s time to watch a star is born for the first time while i eat mac and cheese

@BimboBff it’s within in canada too so it really shouldn’t be more than that either

@j_ordanblake if i get a genie in a bottle my first wish is all airfare should be $30 tops

guys the price for my flight i was gonna book for this summer was going down but it just went back up again while i was waiting for it to go down more

i’m getting a retention bonus for being out of work for 5 days next week and it just so happens to be the exact amount of the 3 dangerous woman anniversary vinyls i wanted so i think that was a sign

@BimboBff oh don’t worry i already am omg the price is just fluctuating the wrong way

@j_ordanblake use incognito browser for flights if you don’t already! they can see you looking at flights and will raise the price

@estrogenfaerie omg yes end of july but just got an app that will tell me when it drops again

@j_ordanblake that's so fucking rude wtf is it for july

@bitchysauce i’ll have one in my dreams hopefully

i think a bacon cheeseburger with fried onions would heal me right now

an 8 hour shift on 4 hours of sleep is not for me

it’s middle of may and it’s snowing here again

@kimudeluxe i can’t agree with this

Has anyone else noticed jacking off isn’t fun anymore?

HE HATES GIRLS BUT HE WANNA BE A PRINCESSSSS HE HATES GIRLS BUT HE FUCKS THEMMMM IN EXCESSSS CRUISING WITH HIS BOYS AND GAGGING OVER JOE ROGANNNN HE HATES GIRLS BUT HE WANNA BE A PRINCESS UH OH HE WANNA BE A PRINCESS UH OH

@mat7036519 no

@j_ordanblake Grow up!!