Jazmín ∘ ∘ ∘ ?

Sean Evans and I will be fighting gladiatorial style for Keke Palmers hand in marriage

how do you expect new beginnings if you don’t create space for them

we should bring exorcisms back

there is something magically watching one dumb bitch maladaptive daydreaming she’s two dumb bitches saying “EXACTLYYYY”

Been getting into microdosing (taking a multivitamin)

catboy marth or puppy girl sheik who you putting down in the pound?

my four white boys of the apocalypse

Has anyone done a melee side event like chess boxing, I would pay so much to watch two falco mains try to swing on each other irl after each set?

what are the moral and ethical implications of REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wanting to put xanax in someone’s water filter, for research purposes obvi

Been thinking about fish alot

My boss is gonna love the two week notice that hits him after this vacation ends

bark ! !! boorf! :3

is the intense need to watch the movie creep an indicator of mental unwellness? i just think of him like a horror nathan fielder?

who knows what it’s like being in a pack of puppy girls? is it like puppy super bowl? insert ao3 tag (do not eat 🐦‍⬛📦 for those who know) ??? awooof?