Heavyweight Champion

Nowadays kids don’t even have dents in their Gait Ices

Did yall ever play bloody knuckles on the school bus?

Guitar Hero is so elite.

I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but why in the world would Hopper order a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at Enzos for the proposal dinner with Joyce when a bottle of Chianti was referenced multiple times in season 3 & 4 #conformitygate

I love running out of breath reaching for the cookies

Wtf this gotta do with me?

Start spreading the neWs 🍎

If everyone is doing it, it’s not cool anymore

Lost it all in the first 3 weeks of January

Dark when I go to work Dark when I get home

Why does charleston randomly smell like poop ?

If only everyone could see how much of a fraud you really are

I hate Walgreens with a burning passion

We will see about Tommy cutlets

Do you know what you’re worth?

Constantly playing second fiddle

Well I’ll probably never watch a boxing match again

I put 100 bucks on Mike Paul but Jake Tyson might win

Keep hating on me. It’s free publicity

Just unpleasant people to be around